Facebook is a breeding ground for interesting conversations.
Example A:
Boyfriend: Hey :)
Boyfriend:
Wow I suck.
Brb
Dinner time
Sorry
Me: Haha
Go have some eats
:D
~~~A long time and half of a conversation later~~~
Me: Yeeeah.
Boyfriend: Truth!
Didn't see that coming did ya? ;D
Me: Oh nope i didn't lol. Do you think I'm emo?
Boyfriend: Nooooo
You don't seem emo at all. xD
Me: Wait, was that sarcastic?
Boyfriend: No, it wasn't.
It was funny cause you don't seem like it.
Lol
T or D?
Boyfriend: Do I seem like a stoner? lol
Ive had a lot of people ask me for weed.
"Hey, dude you got any weed?"
"Umm no..?"
"You like like you do weed."
"Thanks?"
Me: :DD
That could be some form of a twisted compliment
Boyfriend: Sure can;
That's how I take it
:3
Boyfriend: xD
"Wanna watch this movie?" - Dad
"Uhh sure" - me
"I'mma warn you, there might be some boobies in this. "
"xD, I love you son, but I still wanna beat the sh** out of you."
I likes your family
:)
Boyfriend: xD
I like 'em too
That reminds me of my cousin Miranda because one day Michael was semi-ignoring her for the PS3
(Meanwhile I was reading a book)
and Miranda was like, "Why are you ignoring me?!"
and he was like "I love you. You're my girlfriend; but this game has boobs in it."
So she was like "I HAVE BOOBS TOO.". It was a golden moment.
Boyfriend: Omg, that's awesome. xD
Me: Shane
:D
Briana!
:D
Me: Remember don't ignore me
:3 I has boobs.
Boobs = 96% of the reason why more guys aren't gay.
Just sayin.
Boyfriend: Boobs are amazin' :3
Me: Yeeeah they're pretty handy .
I bet they can double as floatation devices like...balloon animals or air bags.
Except they're boobs.
Logic?
Yeah.
They're also good pillows.
;D
Yesh
That makes me wonder if you've tried to use some one's boobs as pillows
Whose were ya pillow-fying?
Natalie's.
lol
I was sitting on hers and Tyler's lap
Me: Sounds sexy
Boyfriend: Yeah
It was fun.
Boobs are so interesting.
They're like little sacks of goodness.
Unless they're big. Then it's big sacks of goodness.
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