Friday was a-freaking-mazing.
I'm hoping to do that again soon.
We (Sterling, Brady, Lauren, and I) all met up after school then went to the movies. Boyfriend and Boone (Omg his eyelashes are on steroids) showed up when we were playing DDR.
Boyfriend of course was being an ass and stepping on the stepping-button-thingys when I was trying to, telling me that I sucked :3
Aha. Gotta love him.
Then we loitered around in the upstairs part of the arcade until Brady's boyfriend Gabe showed up.
Then we actually went to the movie.
You know you have good friends when they cockblock you like pros.
Scenario:
Boyfriend has his arm around me. We're talking with our faces really close.
Sterling: **Runs over** HEY WANT SOME CANDY?
Me: STERLING YOU FUCKING COCKBLOCK.
Everyone else in the theater: xD
Ah. I ate some of that candy. It was delicious.
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I'm skyping with Boyfriend at the moment. We're both wearing hats. He has an Auburn beany covering half of his face and I have a jester hat.
We're pretty flippin' amazing, eh?
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Speaking of 'eh' we have to make these kite things for school and decorate them with a theme. My theme is Canada.
Oh hells yes. It'll have maple leaves, maple syrup, mooses (meese), hockey sticks, and Justin Bieber on it. Just kidding of course about the Justin Bieber thing.
Boyfriend is hating on my typing skills (cause I type 'faaaaast').
I drew a mustache on my finger a few minutes ago and I'm ignoring that i have it on my face just to bother Shane.
He's all like "You're weird."
Me: What makes you say that?
Boyfriend: You drew a mustache on your finger!
Me: **Lifts finger/ puts mustache on face** Prove it.
Boyfriend: **Bursts out laughing** And you're wearing a jester hat.
Me: **Strokes hat affectionately** Prove it.
So yeah. Skype is fun.
I'm not on it anymore though, cause Boyfriend needed to use his IPhone for something else.
I'm talking to him on facebook though! :D
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I thought of a bunch of words today using the word 'unicorn'. I even made some of them into jokes. Like:
What do you call a unicorn on it's honeymoon?
Unihorny.
What do you call a unicorn who can't make good jokes?
Unicorny.
What's a cannibalistic unicorn's favorite vegetable?
Unicorn-on-the-cob.
What does a cactapuss (Cactus-Octopus mix) have if it's a girl?
A cactapussy.
Alright so that last one wasn't really unicorn related but I thought it should be put on the list.
I bet you're grateful, you wordplay loving person.
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Whoa, I feel like a freak. I just heard mother dear talking on the phone with my aunt about how 'strange' I am for my age. Apparently I don't really 'act appropriate' and I don't 'associate with people enough'.
Oh and she thinks I'm getting fat. -.-
I think I'm going to make her a really weird present for mothers day cause of this.
Like...a hat made out of bread. I like to be original. (Pronounced Oreegeeneel).
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Shane told me a funny joke thing yesterday.
He was all like, "Girls are like condoms. They spend more time in your wallet then on your dick."
and I was like, "Only if you're ugly ;D"
and he was like, "True dat. :3"
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I've been listening to N!tro a lot today.
I had a dream that I was at a concert and he sang. It was great.
I have a weird dreams.
They're always bizarre, when I remember them.
A lot of them are about me getting attacked by animals that would most liekly not attack me in reality.
Like walruses, or giant crocodiles called 'The Beast'.
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I wish we weren't out of bread.
I taught Brady how to make out Friday night.
Visually.
With a sandwich.
Giggity.
I'm going to have to video tape my lesson one o' these days. I should totally become a sex ed teacher.
Everything in my class would be related to food.
Yum.
I'm going to go eat edible things now, Tata.
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