Saturday, March 19, 2011

Dyslexics + Crosswords = Hahaha, A-hole ;D

Today was a good day. :)

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I spent most of it being lazy, lol. I played the Sims 2 for about four hours.
I had a cheesestick-break of course.
It really got awesome when I started talking to Boyfriend though. We always have the funniest conversations haha
We get really hypothetical too. He was telling me about how he was playing a videogame with his friends yesterday; He was 'injured' and couldn't walk so he was crawling towards a nuke when his friend Mathian (who was was running to help him) turned and went for it. xD
So Boyfriend was like, "Wtf? xD Would you do that to a crippled person?!"

Then he asked me, " If a cripple was going for a candy bar would you go after it?"
Me: I'm kinda slow...they'd probably get to it first. I mean with wheelchairs and such."
Boyfriend: No, if they weren't in their wheelchair and were just crawling for it
Me: ...Why would they not be in their wheelchair?
Shane: uh....
Me: That doesn't make any sense.
Shane: Okay well imagine Jason cut off his legs and so he had to crawl.
Me: Jason?
Shane: From the horror movies
Me: Ohhh! I would eat it in front of him and then kick him in the face.
Shane: OH MY GOD, BRIANA.
Me: What?? He murdered tons of people.
Shane: I meant that Jason cut off the now-cripple's legs and left him there. Jason isn't the cripple in this situation.
Me:.....oh.
Shane: So? What would you do?
Me: I would call 911.
Shane: >,< No, would you take the candy or not?
Me: Why would the victim  care that much about a candy bar if they got their legs cut off?
Shane: They just do okaaay.
Me: This seems incredibly unlikely.
---Half of a long conversation later---
Me: So basically, is it morally bad to let the crippled person start to eat the chocolate before they die, and then eat it?
---More of a long conversation---
Shane: That is so unsanitary. I don't think I would kiss you for a long time if you ate that.
Me: Seriously? It was the dead crippled person's last wish dude. To eat a candy bar. And I granted them that wish.
Shane: Briana they're dead....eating the chocolate would be disgusting..
---Even more of the conversation---
Me: Oh my gosh, you didn't tell me I could just buy one. I thought it was like the last candy bar on earth
Shane: No, no it's not -.-
---The rest of the conversation---

It was....interesting :3
I got confused. A lot.
He can't judge me either. Wanna know why?
He gave this girl (She's pretty cool) Lauren a crossword puzzle. She's dyslexic. If that's not an asshole-move (I love you!!!) I dunno what is, haha. Eating a dead person's chocolate doesn't count either!

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I had strange dreams last night. There was one that was pretty dang scary.
There was this walrus and it was like "BLAAGHR" (which I'm assuming is a walrus-ish noise to make) and I was like "AHH". Don't judge me. I never said I knew why it was scary.
It might be scary that I thought it was scary.
I also had another dream that was kinda depressing.
It was about where Morgan (Boyfriend's ex-gf/ my friend) wanted boyfriend back and he went. Like, back-back. Ya get what I mean? Yeeeah. It made me kinda sad. But I know that would never actually happen :D 97% sure. And 97% is pretty darn sure. I'm all happies now though!!!! **epic smiley face**
Anyway. I think I just sneezed out of my mouth, if that's physically possible.

Weird effin things are physically possible.
Example:
Earlier today I got a can of chocolate milk; I shook it up (Exact instructions on the can = Shake well before opening) and when I opened it it exploded like a soft drink. **sigh**
I was like "Wow....you are kidding me.". So that's how i got chocolate milk on my pants. Fail whale <---Twitter speak! I don't have a twitter. It reminds me of facebook except useless.
Peace to my twitter-tards! My dad calls them twitter-twats. **sighs again**

Well TTYL, peoples!!
I might post again later.

P.S: My ipod autocorrects 'boyscouts' to 'cowsanus'.

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