It turned out the only ones in the size I needed were at the Minute-mart that's down the street from my house.
**Sigh**
In other news: I had an orthodontist appointment today. I was so happy 'cause they were supposed to give me an exact date on when I can get my braces off. Originally I knew I was supposed to get them off next month but I wasnt sure when. Ahem; About that...I'm not getting them off for another four months.
**Larger, more exasperated sigh**
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I had A LOT of strange conversations today.
This is from a conversation I had with my ginger friend over text.
Landon: I like your penis
Me: The one I dont have?
Landon: Yeah :)
Me: Awww Thank you! I think...
Yeeeah. Pretty weird. He is a ginger though. JKJKJK, I love gingers.
I went out to eat with my mom earlier at Applebees earlier. I basically sat and watched her eat until the time came for desert.
When I got my triple-chocolate-whatever-the-hell, I was so happy. It was delicious.
My thought process: "Ooooh, high cholesterol! Yum!"
My mom's thought process: "I think Briana needs to go on a diet."
My waitresses thought process: :I think this girl might be anorexic...no wait, she's just a fatty."
Yeah so I kind of never wrote a complete post yesterday so I never really posted it. Hence, Im now posting the unposted soon to be posted post that is beung posted right now.
Yesterday's post:
Today's been alright.
I had some funny conversation with Boyfriend earlier.
Boyfriend: How's Paul?
Me: He's dead.
Boyfriend: You murdered him!!!
Me: Did not
Boyfriend: He had a family!!
Me: Nuh uh :D
Boyfriend: He had a wife and kids!
Me: Where? o.O
Boyfriend: Theyre inside of your face. Hiding from you!
Me: Why would Paul be a guy anyway? I'm a girl. That's not right
Boyfriend: Well Paul was a pimple. Pimples dont do "things" with people. They do "things" with other pimples. On your face :D
Me:...Soo.....that kinda makes my face a porn website?
Boyfriend: Yup!
Me: That'd explain so much...like, why you love me :D
Boyfriend: Exactly!!
Etc, etc.
(If anyone was confused, Boyfriend named a pimple on my chin Paul and when I say I 'killed' him I drowned him in acne meds. Lol.)
Anyway, back onto today's post.
Boyfriend is my girlfriend now. 'Cause he was like "You're gay!!"
And I was like " That means you's my girlfrien dnow :3"
So yeah. He totally has to make me a sandwich now. Hells yes.
I got hyper last night. So I created the ultimnate formula to being a sea turtle.
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