Serial Killers, Safety, and Internet Memes.

Cicco:

Yo.

 

Me:

Oy.

 

Cicco:

Is it safe?

 

Me:

For?

 

Cicco:

Is it safe?

 

Me:

What?

 

Cicco:

Is it safe?

 

Me:

Yush.

 

Cicco:

Is it safe?

 

Me:

>.>

I'll pay someone to stuff a straw up your penis.

 

Cicco:

Is it safe?

 

Me:

...

 

Cicco:

Is it hard?

 

Me:

-Sigh-

 

Cicco:

Is it safe?

 

Me:

No.

 

Cicco:

Is it safe?

 

Me:

NUCLEAR EXPLOSION

 

Cicco:

Is it safe?

 

Me:

No.

 

Cicco:

Is it safe?

 

Me:

Sometimes I wish you'd get an STD.

On your mouth. >.>

But that's not the Cicco thing to do;

This is.

I bet you also press the red button.

 

Cicco:

Is IT safe?

 

Me:

You're pressing -my- red button right now.

And not the good kind.

The annoying kind.

Like the kind that drops a shark on your head.

 

Cicco:

Bow chicka w- is it safe?

 

 

Me:

I might start foaming at the mouth soon.

I may be developing rabies because of you.

Or because of you, grapies.

 

Cicco:

Is rabies safe?

 

Me:

Is your mother safe?

From what I hear she isn't.

Don't look in your closet.

 

Cicco:

Is it safe?

 

Me:

My paid mercenary is in there.

 

Cicco:

Is he safe?

 

Me:

I paid him to give you an STD on your mouth.

 

Cicco:

Is that fail safe?

 

Me:

Well depending on which he gives you; Maybe, maybe not.

I paid him in jelly beans so it wouldn't matter either way.

 

Cicco:

Is it safe?

 

Me:

Only in Kentucky. Which we don't live in. So NO.

 

Cicco:

Is it safe?

 

Me:

Is it a Wednesday?

 

Cicco:

Is Wednesday safe?

 

Me:

Is it in Kentucky?

 

Cicco:

Is Kentucky safe?

 

Me:

Is it filled with chicken?

I think so.

 

Cicco:

Is thinking safe?

 

Me:

Are safes safe?

 

Cicco:

Is it safe?

 

Me:

 

 

 

 

A high number of sea turtle deaths have occurred in the gulf near my home.

I'm afraid.

I fear for my safety and for the safety of my children.

What if I'm next?

What if the great sea turtle murderer sent from the bowels of hell decide to migrate to pick off sea turtles closer to my home?

Who knows who would be next...

 

This may be my last post, for I may be the next victim of this horrible serial killer.

I fear it may be the famous murderer....Mother nature.

-An exert from my will; The last will and testament of a sea turtle.

 

;D

 

It really does suck about the sea turtle thing though. I almost cried (If my tear ducts worked.

ಠ_ಠ)

Boyfriend told me about it.

Apparently when he heard about it he was laughing because it reminded him of me.

Thank you, Boyfriend. Obviously you want me to be the next victim.

Aha, just kidding of course.

I don't really have much to say today.

Herp derp derp.

Tata, amigos.