Hitlist Victim #462

I went to Art club today.
^That may seem kind of random but it's the lame equivalent of "One time at band camp-".
Except today's art club meeting had nothing to do with homosexual sex (Yes, I know, you're so disappointed.) or even forced impregnation (Yes yes, I understand, you like drama and impregnation. Stop throwing empty coke cans at me. Go recycle something, bishis).
**Sigh**
My friend Joseph goes to Art club too. Aka, being in a classroom for an hour and a half after school with a semi-pervert just breeds trouble. BREEDS it I say. Do you know what else breeds?! Crocodiles. And cheshire cats. Let that be a lesson to your feeble mind.
Anyhow, So yes I was at art club with Joseph so basically we were just sitting around a table talking and drawing/ painting on poor poor dead tree flesh. I cant exactl;y explain the trouble it caused....maybe in song?...nah.
Me: Haha yeah, so whats up?
Joseph: Oh just thinking about saturday ;)
Me: ...Shut up Joseph -.-
Joseph: Hey you weren't exactly saying that Saturday night ;) Nice 'answer' by the way
Me: What are you talking about?!
Joseph: Mhmmm :) You said yes
Me: NO I did NOT say yes. Nothing even CLOSE to it -.-
Etc Etc

Flashback-flashback-flashback-flashback-flashback-flashback-flashback-flashback
~Saturday night, texting Joseph~
Me: Yup
Joseph: Sooo. Wanna lick my lollipop?
Me: What flavor?
Joseph: Asian :D
Me: wow lol
Joseph: So yeah wanna suck my COCKadoodledoo rooster?
Me: Um...what?
Joseph: come on answer lol
 ---About an hour of him convincing me it was really Joseph and he was serious----
Me: um...o.o imma go to bed now
Joseph: What was your answer?
Me: I'm not answering that. -.-

----Next morning----
Joseph: I pranked you so bad last night :D
Me: I figured!!! Aha!!! >:D
Joseph: :D
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So mhm. Utter chaos. **adds Joseph to hitlist**
Aha good times.

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That's a must see! :D