Meep Meep

I had a pretty interesting conversation today at P.E. Too bad Lauren wasn't there :(
Oh well, she was probably assassinating foreign diplomats or feeding fish fried bits of other fish. Just like that guy in that movie with the amazing hair. Except that was a chicken.
Anyway, the conversation went as follows:

Me: Hey...Hey guys..I have a question

Brady: What is it?

Me: You know how there isn't supposed to be any bad things in heaven?

Sterling: Where is this going...?

Me: Well, technically junk food is -bad- for your health. Therefore, is junk food not in heaven?

Brady: ....um...hmm...I never thought of that **Clearly distressed face**

Me: hahaHA, What do you think of heaven now? **Face of a person clearly going to hell**

Brady: Well it's not like Hell would have junk food either >.>

Sterling: Yeah **Lol JK she didn't say this. But she hasn't had a line for a while**

Me: Um, hello? BBQ :D

Brady: Um, hello? YOU? xD

Sterling: Well you could eat yourself :3

Then we created a scenario in which we met Hitler in Hell and he had no arms or legs because he ate them himself.
Then came the awkward question. "What if Hitler liked hot dogs?" **All three girls look down**

~~~Subject change~~~

Want to know how to scar someone for life? Tell them to think of a scary scenario. As such, I got bored and made a list of some ;)

1.  (For a girl) Wouldn't it suck to get your uterus removed by having a spoon shoved up your %#ahem#% and having it scrape it out?
2. (For a guy) Wouldn't it suck to have your prostate removed by having a spoon stuck up your ass to scrape it out?
3. Wouldn't it suck to get raped by someone whose condom was made out of sandpaper?
4. Wouldn't it suck to be locked in a room with a horny cat who can't diffrentiate between speicies?
5. Alcohal withdrawal ;D

Aha, that was pretty fun. I'm texting my friends **Smileh face**
and boyfriend! We all know how much happiness that gives me haha

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1.  SHAKE IT LIKE A SALT SHAKER
2. SHAKE IT LIKE SOME CHOCOLATE MILK
3. BABY, THIS ISN'T CAPS LOCK. YOU EVEN GIVE MY ALPHABET A BONER
4. YOU'RE HAIR IS VOLUMISED AND SEXY ENOUGH TO HOUSE A MIDGET AND HIS 4 CHILDREN ;D
5. MY NAME MIGHT NOT BE LUNA BUT I SURE CAN LOVE GOOD

Pickup lines (kinda) FTW xD
I got random. Bored. Bleh.
**twitches**