Canadia, Menacing tape, and 40 days.

Today,
I was threatened with a roll of strapping tape. O.O
Does strapping tape not sound menacing? It's very.

Exact scenario:

Male blonde friend: Tell me

Me: No

Male blonde friend: Teeell me

Me: Nevermind

Male blonde friend: TELL ME BRIAANNNA

Me: .....no :3

Male blonde friend: **Lifts roll of menacing tape into view** Brianaaaa....

Me: Yeeees?

Male blonde friend: **Lifts menacing roll of tape into view again** I will wrap your arms in this. AND RIP OFF ALL OF YOUR ARM HAIR.

Me: NOOOOOO

Male blonde friend: YES

Me: I...I surrender!

Yeah. That's right. Scary stuff, eh.

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.....Did anyone notice I was Canadian there for two seconds?

Lol, I like Canadia jokes. And YES I did just say Canadia. I'm just that American ;D
Just kidding.

Over the summer while I was at the mall with some friends I ran into our friend Ben outside of Starbucks. We made him go to Forever 21, and other stores, with us while holding our stuff. Then he tried to run away. He tried to run away to Canadia.
Like, seriously.
 It was a strain on all of our mental states. Fortunately, he didnt get far; We caught him while he was blinded by the insistant sparkles all over the floor of the store.
It was a nice time.

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Anyhow. I need to go dress shopping soon. Really soon.
I'm thinking about getting my dress for the dance thingy at Hot Topic (I've always wanted one of those fluffy black and neon colored dresses they have :O) but I'm not sure if I'll be able to afford anything.
*Shrug*
I'll definately be going with my friends so I may or may not have some pictures to post on here afterwords.
Mwahaha.

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My friend Cicco (From the Jizz-In-My-Pants-Picture) made me pretty sad/pissed off today.
It all started off like this:

Cicco: So yeah. Im going to be doing this 40 day fast thing

Me: You'd die lol

Cicco: Oh it doesnt have to be with food. I just give up something for 40 days. Im giving up secular stuff like secular music and movies and stuff

Me: So...no south park?

Cicco: Pretty much. Im replacing all of that with reading the bible.

Me: Coolio

Cicco: Oh and technically nonchristians are secular so I wont be associating with you for a while.

Me: ....

Cicco: Its for god

Me: ..... :I **walks away**

It kind of sucks when you're told that your friend is going to be ignoring you because you dont fit in with their religious fast.
**sigh**
Oh well. Whatever.

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My friend Ashley came out today, haha. I unfortunately wasnt there to witness it but I heard about it.

From what I heard this DB (douchebag, neehee) was like: AHAHAHA I bet you like Braaaad

Ashley: Uh...no

DB: Ahahaha Yeah huh. you should date him. Cause you like him.

Ashley: You know, I would buuuut, I dont think my girlfriend would be happy with that.

DB: ...:O

*wipes tear from eye* Ahahaha. Good times.

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My friends and I are planning on having some major shenanigans tomorrow.
I'll be bringing my ipod, Boyfriend and (possibly) bubblewrap.
My friend Brady's planning on using some smooth lines to make her boyfriend make out with her.

She has plenty of choices. I mean...who could resist "My tongue is lonely ;)"
or perhaps "Hey, want to be Canadian and play tonsil hockey? ;)"
Aha, I wonder what line she'll choose.
I know which one i'm using.
"OPEN YOU MOUTH ;D"
Cause Im classy like that.

Yeah. Well. I have nothing else to say as of now. I've been mainly rambling for this post lol. I dont really know what to say today. I've been really out of it.
I hope I feel better soon.
I think seeing Boyfriend tomorrow will help.
Byebye. <3 :D

P.S. I'm not going to use spell check in this post. I might later.