Hi, My name is Shadow.

Today was awesome.
I shadowed Mishka.

We ate noodles in her Bio class. Delicious.
We were total noodle ninjas because we weren't supposed to have them there. I had a handful (in my hand of course) and was just eating them one by one, lol.

I saw Boyfriend today too. I feel really bad. 'Cause I was kinda an ass and didn't hug him. :/
So yeah. Then I had to leave before school ended so I didn't get to see him them.
Ughh. Feel like a bitch.

I probably had the best lunch in the world today. I had cake, barbecue chips and coke. I let Boone eat the icing after I ate the cake cause i don't like it. Shane was all like "Grrr.", except in the joking kind of way.
It was good cake. Mishka complained because I'm a 'stick'.
I hung out with Mishka and Natalie and Boone during lunch. Fun times.

Everyone kept referring to Shane's Hitler-stache shaped scab on his upper lip x3
Literally. Almost everyone.

Random dude:
So, what do you think about Shane's....**gestures to face**?

Me:
Hmmm. It's very...Hitler-esque."

Random dude:
x3

Me:
x3

Apparently, Boyfriend also talks about me at school lol.
Random people were like "OHH, I've heard about you from Shane."
Alright so it was only a few people, but I still wanna know what he says :3

~~~

I was going through some old pictures from my little kid-hood.
I have some pretty embarrassing ones -.-

Example A:

Sigh...I'm the blonde on the bottom right.

I look so young...Lol

Of course I was but I always looked younger than I was. I also had the worst teeth known to man. Ahh, I love braces.

I also found some pictures that just look wrong, now that I'm older.



Points of concern:

• That boy sitting behind me on that pony totally has a jizz face
• The wangster in the front is clearly grabbing his crotch
• That horse is obviously going through some sort of sick abuse

What the fuckery is all up in these pictures. I swear.

All of the children in them are going through that awkward 'my teeth are ridiculously horrible' stage of life.

I don't even know who these people are.

0.0

I'm not even going to go through the other pictures.

Oh lord.

Aha.

Might post later.

Bye.

<3

My Birfday. Volume 2.0

Alright.
So here's my real post for tonight.
IT'S MY MOTHER FRIGGIN BIRTHDAY.

I ate cake and ice cream.
Yum.

This is my impersonation (Jk, I probably really do look like this) of a cake zombie. Take note of the cake shaped tumor (made of cake), that's feeding off of my body.
I ate almost the entire cake today.
Aha, yum. :3

I'm going to be shadowing (cough cough stalking cough cough) my friend Mishka tomorrow. We're going to be totally awesome.
And not in the "No you aren't dude don't lie" kinda way either!

I had that song stuck in my head all day. Lovely. Now it's back D':

I recently discovered the best way to get Boyfriend to do what I want. Sing "The Duck Song" (and all of its sequels) repeatedly until his ears start bleeding and he's like, "Oh, wow. Stopitttt. Nooooooooooo. **Bleeds from the ears**".

Speeeeaking of boyfriend, he has a blog now. It's all A Day To Remember themed and junk.
I'm pretty fond of that band.
Herrrrrm.

I dunno what to say. I have like -4 minutes left on the computer. **Exasperation face**
So mirrr.

Gahhh. I don't have enough time to finish the post :O
I'll do it tomorrow. Pinkypromise.
Ill probably have a bunch of new stories too lol.
Ttyl
<3

My Birfday.

Today is my mother-fricken-birfday so I don't have to use correct grammar!
:)
Thank you very much to Lauren for the 27 happy-birthday themed texts I received this morning.
Thank you very much to Brady for the awesome poem you wrote.
Thank you very much to Boyfriend who stayed up til 12 to post on my facebook wall.
And thank you to everyone else.

I love all of my amazing friends.<3
And Boyfriend!
I'm going to post more later.

I promise.

Serial Killers, Safety, and Internet Memes.

Cicco:

Yo.

 

Me:

Oy.

 

Cicco:

Is it safe?

 

Me:

For?

 

Cicco:

Is it safe?

 

Me:

What?

 

Cicco:

Is it safe?

 

Me:

Yush.

 

Cicco:

Is it safe?

 

Me:

>.>

I'll pay someone to stuff a straw up your penis.

 

Cicco:

Is it safe?

 

Me:

...

 

Cicco:

Is it hard?

 

Me:

-Sigh-

 

Cicco:

Is it safe?

 

Me:

No.

 

Cicco:

Is it safe?

 

Me:

NUCLEAR EXPLOSION

 

Cicco:

Is it safe?

 

Me:

No.

 

Cicco:

Is it safe?

 

Me:

Sometimes I wish you'd get an STD.

On your mouth. >.>

But that's not the Cicco thing to do;

This is.

I bet you also press the red button.

 

Cicco:

Is IT safe?

 

Me:

You're pressing -my- red button right now.

And not the good kind.

The annoying kind.

Like the kind that drops a shark on your head.

 

Cicco:

Bow chicka w- is it safe?

 

 

Me:

I might start foaming at the mouth soon.

I may be developing rabies because of you.

Or because of you, grapies.

 

Cicco:

Is rabies safe?

 

Me:

Is your mother safe?

From what I hear she isn't.

Don't look in your closet.

 

Cicco:

Is it safe?

 

Me:

My paid mercenary is in there.

 

Cicco:

Is he safe?

 

Me:

I paid him to give you an STD on your mouth.

 

Cicco:

Is that fail safe?

 

Me:

Well depending on which he gives you; Maybe, maybe not.

I paid him in jelly beans so it wouldn't matter either way.

 

Cicco:

Is it safe?

 

Me:

Only in Kentucky. Which we don't live in. So NO.

 

Cicco:

Is it safe?

 

Me:

Is it a Wednesday?

 

Cicco:

Is Wednesday safe?

 

Me:

Is it in Kentucky?

 

Cicco:

Is Kentucky safe?

 

Me:

Is it filled with chicken?

I think so.

 

Cicco:

Is thinking safe?

 

Me:

Are safes safe?

 

Cicco:

Is it safe?

 

Me:

 

 

 

 

A high number of sea turtle deaths have occurred in the gulf near my home.

I'm afraid.

I fear for my safety and for the safety of my children.

What if I'm next?

What if the great sea turtle murderer sent from the bowels of hell decide to migrate to pick off sea turtles closer to my home?

Who knows who would be next...

 

This may be my last post, for I may be the next victim of this horrible serial killer.

I fear it may be the famous murderer....Mother nature.

-An exert from my will; The last will and testament of a sea turtle.

 

;D

 

It really does suck about the sea turtle thing though. I almost cried (If my tear ducts worked.

ಠ_ಠ)

Boyfriend told me about it.

Apparently when he heard about it he was laughing because it reminded him of me.

Thank you, Boyfriend. Obviously you want me to be the next victim.

Aha, just kidding of course.

I don't really have much to say today.

Herp derp derp.

Tata, amigos.

Freakin' Cows.

I believe I forgot something in the last post.

Earlier, Boyfriend was bothering me about an apparent need to change my Skype 'mood' status.
I did.

"Moo. I'm a freakin' cow. That's my mood for today."

I'm obviously a rebel.

(Sorry about the hair being so sketchy. I copied and pasted it from another picture, then edited it which I'm not very good at.)

-Briana Out- 

I Can't Remember What I Was Going To Name This Post Or What Was Supposed To Be In It But That's Not Important Right Now

Friday was a-freaking-mazing.
I'm hoping to do that again soon.

We (Sterling, Brady, Lauren, and I) all met up after school then went to the movies. Boyfriend and Boone (Omg his eyelashes are on steroids) showed up when we were playing DDR.
Boyfriend of course was being an ass and stepping on the stepping-button-thingys when I was trying to, telling me that I sucked :3
Aha. Gotta love him.
Then we loitered around in the upstairs part of the arcade until Brady's boyfriend Gabe showed up.
Then we actually went to the movie.

You know you have good friends when they cockblock you like pros.
Scenario:

Boyfriend has his arm around me. We're talking with our faces really close.
Sterling: **Runs over** HEY WANT SOME CANDY?
Me: STERLING YOU FUCKING COCKBLOCK.
Everyone else in the theater: xD
Ah. I ate some of that candy. It was delicious.
~~~

I'm skyping with Boyfriend at the moment. We're both wearing hats. He has an Auburn beany covering half of his face and  I have a jester hat.
We're pretty flippin' amazing, eh?

~~

Speaking of 'eh' we have to make these kite things for school and decorate them with a theme. My theme is Canada.
Oh hells yes. It'll have maple leaves, maple syrup, mooses (meese), hockey sticks, and Justin Bieber on it. Just kidding of course about the Justin Bieber thing.

Boyfriend is hating on my typing skills (cause I type 'faaaaast').
I drew a mustache on my finger a few minutes ago and I'm ignoring that i have it on my face just to bother Shane.
He's all like "You're weird."
Me: What makes you say that?
Boyfriend: You drew a mustache on your finger!
Me: **Lifts finger/ puts mustache on face** Prove it.
Boyfriend: **Bursts out laughing** And you're wearing a jester hat.
Me: **Strokes hat affectionately** Prove it.

So yeah. Skype is fun.
I'm not on it anymore though, cause Boyfriend needed to use his IPhone for something else.
I'm talking to him on facebook though! :D

~~~

I thought of a bunch of words today using the word 'unicorn'. I even made some of them into jokes. Like:

What do you call a unicorn on it's honeymoon?
Unihorny.

What do you call a unicorn who can't make good jokes?
Unicorny.

What's a cannibalistic unicorn's favorite vegetable?
Unicorn-on-the-cob.

What does a cactapuss (Cactus-Octopus mix) have if it's a girl?
A cactapussy.

Alright so that last one wasn't really unicorn related but I thought it should be put on the list.
I bet you're grateful, you wordplay loving person.

~~~

Whoa, I feel like a freak. I just heard mother dear talking on the phone with my aunt about how 'strange' I am for my age. Apparently I don't really 'act appropriate' and I don't 'associate with people enough'.
Oh and she thinks I'm getting fat. -.-
I think I'm going to make her a really weird present for mothers day cause of this.
Like...a hat made out of bread. I like to be original. (Pronounced Oreegeeneel).

~~~

Shane told me a funny joke thing yesterday.
He was all like, "Girls are like condoms. They spend more time in your wallet then on your dick."
and I was like, "Only if you're ugly ;D"
and he was like, "True dat. :3"

~~~

I've been listening to N!tro a lot today.
I had a dream that I was at a concert and he sang. It was great.
I have a weird dreams.
They're always bizarre, when I remember them.
A lot of them are about me getting attacked by animals that would most liekly not attack me in reality.
Like walruses, or giant crocodiles called 'The Beast'.

~~~

 I wish we weren't out of bread.
I taught Brady how to make out Friday night.
Visually.
With a sandwich.

Giggity.


I'm going to have to video tape my lesson one o' these days. I should totally become a sex ed teacher.
Everything in my class would be related to food.
Yum.


I'm going to go eat edible things now, Tata.

Canadia, Menacing tape, and 40 days.

Today,
I was threatened with a roll of strapping tape. O.O
Does strapping tape not sound menacing? It's very.

Exact scenario:

Male blonde friend: Tell me

Me: No

Male blonde friend: Teeell me

Me: Nevermind

Male blonde friend: TELL ME BRIAANNNA

Me: .....no :3

Male blonde friend: **Lifts roll of menacing tape into view** Brianaaaa....

Me: Yeeees?

Male blonde friend: **Lifts menacing roll of tape into view again** I will wrap your arms in this. AND RIP OFF ALL OF YOUR ARM HAIR.

Me: NOOOOOO

Male blonde friend: YES

Me: I...I surrender!

Yeah. That's right. Scary stuff, eh.

.
..
...
....
.....Did anyone notice I was Canadian there for two seconds?

Lol, I like Canadia jokes. And YES I did just say Canadia. I'm just that American ;D
Just kidding.

Over the summer while I was at the mall with some friends I ran into our friend Ben outside of Starbucks. We made him go to Forever 21, and other stores, with us while holding our stuff. Then he tried to run away. He tried to run away to Canadia.
Like, seriously.
 It was a strain on all of our mental states. Fortunately, he didnt get far; We caught him while he was blinded by the insistant sparkles all over the floor of the store.
It was a nice time.

~~~
Anyhow. I need to go dress shopping soon. Really soon.
I'm thinking about getting my dress for the dance thingy at Hot Topic (I've always wanted one of those fluffy black and neon colored dresses they have :O) but I'm not sure if I'll be able to afford anything.
*Shrug*
I'll definately be going with my friends so I may or may not have some pictures to post on here afterwords.
Mwahaha.

~~~

My friend Cicco (From the Jizz-In-My-Pants-Picture) made me pretty sad/pissed off today.
It all started off like this:

Cicco: So yeah. Im going to be doing this 40 day fast thing

Me: You'd die lol

Cicco: Oh it doesnt have to be with food. I just give up something for 40 days. Im giving up secular stuff like secular music and movies and stuff

Me: So...no south park?

Cicco: Pretty much. Im replacing all of that with reading the bible.

Me: Coolio

Cicco: Oh and technically nonchristians are secular so I wont be associating with you for a while.

Me: ....

Cicco: Its for god

Me: ..... :I **walks away**

It kind of sucks when you're told that your friend is going to be ignoring you because you dont fit in with their religious fast.
**sigh**
Oh well. Whatever.

~~~

My friend Ashley came out today, haha. I unfortunately wasnt there to witness it but I heard about it.

From what I heard this DB (douchebag, neehee) was like: AHAHAHA I bet you like Braaaad

Ashley: Uh...no

DB: Ahahaha Yeah huh. you should date him. Cause you like him.

Ashley: You know, I would buuuut, I dont think my girlfriend would be happy with that.

DB: ...:O

*wipes tear from eye* Ahahaha. Good times.

~~~

My friends and I are planning on having some major shenanigans tomorrow.
I'll be bringing my ipod, Boyfriend and (possibly) bubblewrap.
My friend Brady's planning on using some smooth lines to make her boyfriend make out with her.

She has plenty of choices. I mean...who could resist "My tongue is lonely ;)"
or perhaps "Hey, want to be Canadian and play tonsil hockey? ;)"
Aha, I wonder what line she'll choose.
I know which one i'm using.
"OPEN YOU MOUTH ;D"
Cause Im classy like that.

Yeah. Well. I have nothing else to say as of now. I've been mainly rambling for this post lol. I dont really know what to say today. I've been really out of it.
I hope I feel better soon.
I think seeing Boyfriend tomorrow will help.
Byebye. <3 :D

P.S. I'm not going to use spell check in this post. I might later.

Mace + Kicks to the face = Lol

I was so bored in class today.
I ended up doodling in my notebook and writing pass-along stories with Lauren.
We wrote a story about a unicorn robot named Downherpes who had a herpes infestation and down syndrome. Then he had a fling with another unicorn robot with herpes and down syndrome!
It was heartwearming. Like a Lifetime movie.

Yeah I think I've established how 'periodic' I am with these posts.
^Pure unadulterated sarcasm right thar. I mean...some nights I do three posts and sometimes I only post every few days. **Sigh** My bad. By the way, the part up there was written yesterday. Just saying.

I've had like no time after school for anything. -.-
My break down on what I do after school:

5:00 - Get home (and text)

5:30 - Lay on my bed (and text)

6:00 - Feed the animals (and teeext)

6:30 - Check Facebook (teeext)

7:00 - Talk to boyfriend (while texting)

7:30 -Talk to boyfriend some more (teeeeeexting)

8:00 - Phone dies so I go and eat something (I text from my Ipod)

8:30 - Talk to boyfriend/ or unbiological siblings (TEXT)

9:00 - Gets my phone/ perhaps Ipod taken away for the night/ Starts on blog post

9:30 - Gets kicked off of all technology and is forced to go to sleep

Yeeeah. I haven't really had much of a memory recently either. Which is what I mostly rely on to write these things. (Also: If you noticed that I don't have homework ANYWHERE on that schedule, it's pretty accurate xD) So that's why I haven't really been posting!!

Hmmm. I think ill make my entire daily schedule now.

4:00 - Wake up, Take a shower

4:30 - Fall asleep on bathroom floor

5:00 - Put on pants

5:40 - Go to the bus stop

5:50 - Get on bus, go to sleep

7:00 - Wake up at school

7:20 - Wake up in class

-boring time-

11 or 12 something - LUNCH

-boring time-

2:30ish - FREEDOM
etcetc :D

If I see anyone stalking me after posting this, I'm going to mace you in the face. I'm not even going to look at who it is.
If you're my friend? I'll laugh and walk away.
Ir you're a creeper? Ill laugh, kick you in the face and walk away.
Aha, jk. Kind of. I wouldn't put it to the test,

OH by the way people, the last post I actually posted probably really sucked because I forgot to use spell check before I posted it. Sowwies! I promise Ill practice my engrish and does good this time next. ;)

I have a few more things to say/show ya.
Example:

This, my dears, is a picture from a play my friends were in. On the left is my buddy Cicco and on the right is my friend Ducky (He hates being called that though soooo, Duncan.)

If that shouldn't be part of the JIZZ IN MY PANTS video then I don't know what should. It totally looks like Duncan wants to tap that ass; Or at least the liquid in his pants does.

I'm just kidding of course, because both of these friends are totally beast and I love them but this is an amazing picture. And not only was this picture taken mid-production, it was on the school WEBSITE. AHA. AHAHAHAHA.

Bow chica wow wow. I love kids in drama.

<3

Sea turtles rock my socks.

I went to three stores today looking for some wooden dowels so I could make a friggin kite.
It turned out the only ones in the size I needed were at the Minute-mart that's down the street from my house.
**Sigh**
In other news: I had an orthodontist appointment today. I was so happy 'cause they were supposed to give me an exact date on when I can get my braces off. Originally I knew I was supposed to get them off next month but I wasnt sure when. Ahem; About that...I'm not getting them off for another four months.
**Larger, more exasperated sigh**

~~~

I had A LOT of strange conversations today.
This is from a conversation I had with my ginger friend over text.

Landon: I like your penis

Me: The one I dont have?

Landon: Yeah :)

Me: Awww Thank you! I think...

Yeeeah. Pretty weird. He is a ginger though. JKJKJK, I love gingers.


I went out to eat with my mom earlier at Applebees earlier. I basically sat and watched her eat until the time came for desert.
When I got my triple-chocolate-whatever-the-hell, I was so happy. It was delicious.
My thought process: "Ooooh, high cholesterol! Yum!"
My mom's thought process: "I think Briana needs to go on a diet."
My waitresses thought process: :I think this girl might be anorexic...no wait, she's just a fatty."


Yeah so I kind of never wrote a complete post yesterday so I never really posted it. Hence, Im now posting the unposted soon to be posted post that is beung posted right now.
Yesterday's post:

Today's been alright.
I had some funny conversation with Boyfriend earlier.

Boyfriend: How's Paul?

Me: He's dead.

Boyfriend: You murdered him!!!

Me: Did not

Boyfriend: He had a family!!

Me: Nuh uh :D

Boyfriend: He had a wife and kids!

Me: Where? o.O

Boyfriend: Theyre inside of your face. Hiding from you!

Me: Why would Paul be a guy anyway? I'm a girl. That's not right

Boyfriend: Well Paul was a pimple. Pimples dont do "things" with people. They do "things" with other pimples. On your face :D

Me:...Soo.....that kinda makes my face a porn website?

Boyfriend: Yup!

Me: That'd explain so much...like, why you love me :D

Boyfriend: Exactly!!
Etc, etc.
(If anyone was confused, Boyfriend named a pimple on my chin Paul and when I say I 'killed' him I drowned him in acne meds. Lol.)

Anyway, back onto today's post.
Boyfriend is my girlfriend now. 'Cause he was like "You're gay!!"
And I was like " That means you's my girlfrien dnow :3"
So yeah. He totally has to make me a sandwich now. Hells yes.

I got hyper last night. So I created the ultimnate formula to being a sea turtle.

Byebye :)

Feed my fishies, Oh Kelsey.

Second post of the night, w00t!!
All thanks to boyfriend!! Ha.

I'm going to have the unposted post now posted from Friday on here, by the way. Just saying.
~~~

I made Shane a fishy in my box up there! It's the white one. You should go feed Shane's fish lol. Shane just figured out that you can feed the fish.
Best discovery since fire? ;) Oh yes.

I didn't do much of a post Friday. I got kind of tired. As in, I passed out on the kitchen table for an hour and it had nothing to do with the roofies Lauren gave me this time!! (JK.....it totally did have to do with the roofies) (Lol jkjk). I have a little bit about snowcones and Joseph being immature/bleehhh/a penis-collata.

Friday's post:

Today was an interestingly-weird day.
We had snow cones!!!
Yum. I didn't really want to buy an entire snow cone though so I just ate some of Joseph's. He can be so immature sometimes though ha ha.
Like....
Joseph: Hey can I borrow snow cone money?
Me: Okai
~later~
Me: What flavor did you get? :D **grabs spoon and eats some**
Joseph: Penis collata :D
Me: ....You suck

Didja like it? Didja like it? Nah? Well fuck you, Gumby! >:D
I absolutely love Ray William Johnson. He's hilarious. Definitely one of my favorite YouTube people.
Shane Dawson...Charlieissocoollike...Ray William J....aha, so much comedy so little time.

I like the song Kelsey by Metro station. It's sweet. I wish my name was Kelsey sometimes because of it <3.
Ya know? There are those songs that catch your heart and make you think, or the ones that remind you of yourself. Those are the best.

"Now it's gonna get harder,

and it's gonna burn brighter

And it's gonna feel tougher, each and every day,

So let me say that I love you,

You're all I've ever wanted,

All I've ever dreamed of to come,

And yes you did come." 

Sweet, huh? Yeah, I like a lot of songs like that.

I'm thinking about sending that raving homosexual-raging homosexual picture I made to a popular Internet comic website. The art style I used is really similar, and kind of based off of it. I don't know if they'd actually do anything with it but Boyfriend wants me to so -shrug-.

I think I'm going to go talk to Boyfriend now. :]



"I'd swim the ocean for you,
the ocean for you,
Whoa oh, Kelsey"
Lol

Dyslexics + Crosswords = Hahaha, A-hole ;D

Today was a good day. :)

~~~~~~

I spent most of it being lazy, lol. I played the Sims 2 for about four hours.
I had a cheesestick-break of course.
It really got awesome when I started talking to Boyfriend though. We always have the funniest conversations haha
We get really hypothetical too. He was telling me about how he was playing a videogame with his friends yesterday; He was 'injured' and couldn't walk so he was crawling towards a nuke when his friend Mathian (who was was running to help him) turned and went for it. xD
So Boyfriend was like, "Wtf? xD Would you do that to a crippled person?!"

Then he asked me, " If a cripple was going for a candy bar would you go after it?"
Me: I'm kinda slow...they'd probably get to it first. I mean with wheelchairs and such."
Boyfriend: No, if they weren't in their wheelchair and were just crawling for it
Me: ...Why would they not be in their wheelchair?
Shane: uh....
Me: That doesn't make any sense.
Shane: Okay well imagine Jason cut off his legs and so he had to crawl.
Me: Jason?
Shane: From the horror movies
Me: Ohhh! I would eat it in front of him and then kick him in the face.
Shane: OH MY GOD, BRIANA.
Me: What?? He murdered tons of people.
Shane: I meant that Jason cut off the now-cripple's legs and left him there. Jason isn't the cripple in this situation.
Me:.....oh.
Shane: So? What would you do?
Me: I would call 911.
Shane: >,< No, would you take the candy or not?
Me: Why would the victim  care that much about a candy bar if they got their legs cut off?
Shane: They just do okaaay.
Me: This seems incredibly unlikely.
---Half of a long conversation later---
Me: So basically, is it morally bad to let the crippled person start to eat the chocolate before they die, and then eat it?
---More of a long conversation---
Shane: That is so unsanitary. I don't think I would kiss you for a long time if you ate that.
Me: Seriously? It was the dead crippled person's last wish dude. To eat a candy bar. And I granted them that wish.
Shane: Briana they're dead....eating the chocolate would be disgusting..
---Even more of the conversation---
Me: Oh my gosh, you didn't tell me I could just buy one. I thought it was like the last candy bar on earth
Shane: No, no it's not -.-
---The rest of the conversation---

It was....interesting :3
I got confused. A lot.
He can't judge me either. Wanna know why?
He gave this girl (She's pretty cool) Lauren a crossword puzzle. She's dyslexic. If that's not an asshole-move (I love you!!!) I dunno what is, haha. Eating a dead person's chocolate doesn't count either!

~~~~~

I had strange dreams last night. There was one that was pretty dang scary.
There was this walrus and it was like "BLAAGHR" (which I'm assuming is a walrus-ish noise to make) and I was like "AHH". Don't judge me. I never said I knew why it was scary.
It might be scary that I thought it was scary.
I also had another dream that was kinda depressing.
It was about where Morgan (Boyfriend's ex-gf/ my friend) wanted boyfriend back and he went. Like, back-back. Ya get what I mean? Yeeeah. It made me kinda sad. But I know that would never actually happen :D 97% sure. And 97% is pretty darn sure. I'm all happies now though!!!! **epic smiley face**
Anyway. I think I just sneezed out of my mouth, if that's physically possible.

Weird effin things are physically possible.
Example:
Earlier today I got a can of chocolate milk; I shook it up (Exact instructions on the can = Shake well before opening) and when I opened it it exploded like a soft drink. **sigh**
I was like "Wow....you are kidding me.". So that's how i got chocolate milk on my pants. Fail whale <---Twitter speak! I don't have a twitter. It reminds me of facebook except useless.
Peace to my twitter-tards! My dad calls them twitter-twats. **sighs again**

Well TTYL, peoples!!
I might post again later.

P.S: My ipod autocorrects 'boyscouts' to 'cowsanus'.

AID's, Parties and Tacos. Jk.

Lauren was back today! We had a heartfelt reunion, too. It went like this-

Me: LAUREN! YOU'RE BACK!

Lauren: Mhm **coughs** I have AID's

ME: I missed you too, friend, I missed you too :'D

Ahh, good times. Boyfriend is having a birthday party in April. He plans way early haha. -My- birthday comes before his and I don't even know what I'll be doing for it.
I might have a bonfire for it (like last year). Though considering how many pyromaniacs would be going that may not be a good idea...Hmm. Oh well -Naive face- it's not like anything could possibly go wrong.

Last year's birthday party was pretty cool. My friend/ex-bf Web pulled his lawn chair straight up to the raging fire that no one else could get within 4 feet of and stared at it. Then we all had leprechaun cake. That was the year I got to decorate the cake myself. Neehee,
I'll probably just invite a bunch of people over to watch movies on Netflix, play Just Dance 2 and eat xD
That sounds fun. Throw in some silly string and a lack of parental supervision and it'll be AH-MAY-ZING.

Speaking of Shane's birthday party, Ill be needing a ride to it. Darn my lack of a drivers license and a car. I might have a ride though. Example:

Me:

Will someone pleeease come pick me up? I don't live THAT forever away! I'll pay you in Shane's servitude/sexual favors!

 

George (Random friend of Shane's who's pretty cool):

I'M PICKING UP BRIANA !!!!!!!!!

Me:
OKAY

George:

I just heard sexual favors and immediately said I'll pick u up

 

Shane:

I hope a certain someone didn't mean that in a sexual/creepy kind of way. Or this certain someone will get their ass kicked. IN BLACK OPS. >:D

 

Me:

I love how much I'm cared about here xD

 

-The guys continue a conversation about video games and masturbating-

So, I think I might have a ride. Maybe.

Hmm.

 

~~~Subject change~~~

 

I cant get a song out of my head. It's really inappropriate too.

Like, in the "ALL I WANNA DO IS MAKE YOU D-D-D-DANCE AND TAKE YOU HOME AND T-T-T-TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS" kinda way.

I think I might sing it to Boyfriend. Or perhaps Brady **laughs maniacally** Aha...I'm not gay.

 

~~~Subject change~~~

 

I might as well have half of this stuff titled "Shit my friends say". Some random stranger reading my blog might take offense to profanity though D: Awww. Fuckityfuckfuckshittehkittehdamnit.

 

Ughhhh. I don't know anything else to say. Bye bye <3

 

Meep Meep

I had a pretty interesting conversation today at P.E. Too bad Lauren wasn't there :(
Oh well, she was probably assassinating foreign diplomats or feeding fish fried bits of other fish. Just like that guy in that movie with the amazing hair. Except that was a chicken.
Anyway, the conversation went as follows:

Me: Hey...Hey guys..I have a question

Brady: What is it?

Me: You know how there isn't supposed to be any bad things in heaven?

Sterling: Where is this going...?

Me: Well, technically junk food is -bad- for your health. Therefore, is junk food not in heaven?

Brady: ....um...hmm...I never thought of that **Clearly distressed face**

Me: hahaHA, What do you think of heaven now? **Face of a person clearly going to hell**

Brady: Well it's not like Hell would have junk food either >.>

Sterling: Yeah **Lol JK she didn't say this. But she hasn't had a line for a while**

Me: Um, hello? BBQ :D

Brady: Um, hello? YOU? xD

Sterling: Well you could eat yourself :3

Then we created a scenario in which we met Hitler in Hell and he had no arms or legs because he ate them himself.
Then came the awkward question. "What if Hitler liked hot dogs?" **All three girls look down**

~~~Subject change~~~

Want to know how to scar someone for life? Tell them to think of a scary scenario. As such, I got bored and made a list of some ;)

1.  (For a girl) Wouldn't it suck to get your uterus removed by having a spoon shoved up your %#ahem#% and having it scrape it out?
2. (For a guy) Wouldn't it suck to have your prostate removed by having a spoon stuck up your ass to scrape it out?
3. Wouldn't it suck to get raped by someone whose condom was made out of sandpaper?
4. Wouldn't it suck to be locked in a room with a horny cat who can't diffrentiate between speicies?
5. Alcohal withdrawal ;D

Aha, that was pretty fun. I'm texting my friends **Smileh face**
and boyfriend! We all know how much happiness that gives me haha

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1.  SHAKE IT LIKE A SALT SHAKER
2. SHAKE IT LIKE SOME CHOCOLATE MILK
3. BABY, THIS ISN'T CAPS LOCK. YOU EVEN GIVE MY ALPHABET A BONER
4. YOU'RE HAIR IS VOLUMISED AND SEXY ENOUGH TO HOUSE A MIDGET AND HIS 4 CHILDREN ;D
5. MY NAME MIGHT NOT BE LUNA BUT I SURE CAN LOVE GOOD

Pickup lines (kinda) FTW xD
I got random. Bored. Bleh.
**twitches**

Hitlist Victim #462

I went to Art club today.
^That may seem kind of random but it's the lame equivalent of "One time at band camp-".
Except today's art club meeting had nothing to do with homosexual sex (Yes, I know, you're so disappointed.) or even forced impregnation (Yes yes, I understand, you like drama and impregnation. Stop throwing empty coke cans at me. Go recycle something, bishis).
**Sigh**
My friend Joseph goes to Art club too. Aka, being in a classroom for an hour and a half after school with a semi-pervert just breeds trouble. BREEDS it I say. Do you know what else breeds?! Crocodiles. And cheshire cats. Let that be a lesson to your feeble mind.
Anyhow, So yes I was at art club with Joseph so basically we were just sitting around a table talking and drawing/ painting on poor poor dead tree flesh. I cant exactl;y explain the trouble it caused....maybe in song?...nah.
Me: Haha yeah, so whats up?
Joseph: Oh just thinking about saturday ;)
Me: ...Shut up Joseph -.-
Joseph: Hey you weren't exactly saying that Saturday night ;) Nice 'answer' by the way
Me: What are you talking about?!
Joseph: Mhmmm :) You said yes
Me: NO I did NOT say yes. Nothing even CLOSE to it -.-
Etc Etc

Flashback-flashback-flashback-flashback-flashback-flashback-flashback-flashback
~Saturday night, texting Joseph~
Me: Yup
Joseph: Sooo. Wanna lick my lollipop?
Me: What flavor?
Joseph: Asian :D
Me: wow lol
Joseph: So yeah wanna suck my COCKadoodledoo rooster?
Me: Um...what?
Joseph: come on answer lol
 ---About an hour of him convincing me it was really Joseph and he was serious----
Me: um...o.o imma go to bed now
Joseph: What was your answer?
Me: I'm not answering that. -.-

----Next morning----
Joseph: I pranked you so bad last night :D
Me: I figured!!! Aha!!! >:D
Joseph: :D
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So mhm. Utter chaos. **adds Joseph to hitlist**
Aha good times.

Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh! By the way!
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/28hBDU/www.venganza.org/
That's a must see! :D

Garsh. Emo tears of doom, much?

First order of business:

There is a difference between the words 'raving' and 'raging'. I mean...do giant mutated rabbits rave or rage? They rage >:O
Example:

Ahemhemhem. Leeeearn from your mistakes >.>
Leeearn I say <.<

~~~Subject change~~~

Curses. I'm really bored today. Maybe it's because Shaneyface (He says that's a fail nickname; I think I'll call him that more often.) is busy eating his dinner and all of my other friends are doing unimportant things like homework and investigating crop circles [Or whatever kids like to do these days].
I'm probably going to resort to making a list of some sort in my free time, which nobody will be able to judge or flame me for because almost noone reads this blog.
Maybe it should be about my favorite youtube channels.....or websites I look at when bored...*shrug*

I have no life soooo I can

all I want haha.

Urghhh. Might as well make a list now.

1.       http://www.stumbleupon.com/home/
2.  http://notalwaysright.com/
3. http://balcarin.livejournal.com/462027.html
4. http://balcarin.livejournal.com/462772.html
5. http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Larry-Sucks.jpg
6. http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/
7. http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/98c4BF/runt-of-the-web.com/post/3855052550/the-8-best-comics-about-marijuana
8. http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2mGGfO/loled.net/%253Fp%253D3371
9. http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2TekJL/www.humanistsofutah.org/2002/WhyCantIOwnACanadian_10-02.html
10. http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1Q4aRM/www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/

W00t. I'm not necessarily as bored now!!

**Happy emoticon brawl**

I'm almost considering crying emo tears of doom. Almost. Cause SOMEONE (ahem ahem Luren) says my blog is emo :3

**Blog hides in corner and cuts itself**

I'll probably get more bored later and post some more. Laters.  

Great Relationship Advice. Pg-13.

My friends, expecially Brady and Lauren, are the funniest people I know.
Do you need an example?
 Rhetorical question. You do not.
But guess who is going to give you one anyway?
Rhetorical question. I am!

[The following exert is from a Facebook message between the three of us.]

Brady:

Well? whats so important???

 

Me:

Stuuuuuff....

 

Brady:

 líiiike???

 

Me: 

Are you okay?

 

Brady: 

Yes were fine wb yall

 

Me:

  Im okay lol

 

Brady: 

Cool

 

Me: 

I reeeeally wanna ask you something but idk if it'd be okay with your mom checking fb and all haha

 

Brady:

I dont think she is lol go ahead

 

Me:

 If a certain brunette boy kissed you, after how many kisses in general would it be appropriate to use tongue?
I'm curious what the average answer is lol mine was 4

 

Lauren:

Uh. Wow. So.

 

Brady:

Yeah I'd say four....Hi lauren what was it you wanted to ask of me?

 

Lauren:

I'm gonna say 3?
BUT! MUY IMPORTANTE! I talked to Gabe last night. He was interested in procuring some hookers for the weekend KIDDING BAD JOKE BAD JOKE. But seriously, he insisted that yall are going out but to 'keep it on the down-low and not talk to anyone about it.' To which I was like "Ahahaha bullshit". Also somewhere along the way he called me a crazy bitch and I called Briana a dildo.
And I told him to bring you flowers, but to be careful about it, because our dearest Brady is allergic to everything that fucking moves.
Anyway sooo are you two legit going out? Because if not, Gabe is a liar and also totes wants to make your bed rock.

 

Brady:

Lol yeah we're dating he's not a liar lol

 

Me: 

lol

 

Lauren:

 Oh. Well.
YOU CAN CALL HIM FRED FLINTSTONE CUZ HE CAN MAKE YO BED ROCK.

 

Me: 

INDEED I'M SURE HE CAN

 

Lauren:

WE APPROVE OF HIS SEXUAL PROWESS LOLOLOL

 

Brady: 

I hate you guys

 

Me:

LOLOLOL
MAKE SURE HE USES PROTECTIONXOR

 

Brady:

I still hate ya'll

 

Me:

I...I love you brady ;')

 

Lauren:

ALSO
BE CAREFUL
He gets miiighty touchy when you laugh at his penis.
BUT ANYWAY CONDOMZ YES

 

Me: 

xD

 

Brady:

Suuure

 

Me: 

We love you long time bradeh!! :D

 

Lauren:

TO DISCOURAGE LAUGHING, YOU MAY WANT TO THINK OF SERIOUS ISSUES AS HE DISROBES.
LIKE, LIKE, TSUNAMIS OR 9/11 OR SOMETHING.
It is hard to distract yourself from that hilarity.

 

Brady:

Okay fine but no more bedrock jokes

 

Me:

What about bedstoning jokes?

 

Lauren:

No laughing at the size of his pebbles when you two bam-bam, either. ;D

 

Brady:

Shut up lol

 

Me: 

 :'D

 

Brady:

Still hate you

 

Lauren :

And don't ask why they're so fruity. HE'S STRAIGHT GODDAMMIT IT'S JUST HARD FOR HIM.

 

Me:

You're gonna make me cry lol

 

Brady:

You're gonna make me kill you

 

Lauren :

IT MAKES HIM CRY TOO

 

Me: :3

 

Brady:

Grrrrr

 

Lauren:

:)
Stay safe Brady. You wouldnt want to get any weird 5000-year-old diseases from him.

 

Brady:

Shuddup

 

Lauren:

Especially not the ones detailed in the 1968 holiday special. That was rough. Wanna know what Barney got for Xmas? A venerial disease.

 

Brady:  

Thats nice

 

Lauren: 

 I wuv yoo, Brady :3

 

Brady:

Suuuure ya do

 

Me: 

 We DO love you!

 

Brady:

Mhm

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That was an amazing experience, let me tell you. Even though Brady was mostly saying threats and I was showing my feelings through emoticons.

Yeah, I know. I get seriously bored.