This issss SPARTA-wait, what the hell?
Who said that?
Ahem. This is the 50th post.
Here's the surprise nao:
It doesn't have very good quality. I made it entirely on my Ipod with a free app called Splice (<--Blatant free promotion. PAY ME, just kidding. It is a nice app though, despite loading times).
It's kind of sad that it took me a while to find some happy songs on my Ipod to put in the video. I probably did something wrong because the first song starts after the first video clip..though I'm oersonally sort of happy with the way it turned out.
If your picture is in it and you didn't want it to be, I'm sorry. I didn't have that many pictures to choose from on my Ipod so I did what I could.
Thinking about it, I exxagerated the time span the pictures would be from. I've only had my Ipod since Christmas so it's more like 'pictures from the past six months'.
I honestly hope that it comes across to you all the way I want it to.
If it doesnt show up, my computer sucks.
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I became a bit 'mentally unoccupied' (Fancy schmancy way of being bored) last night. The things I do when I become mentally unoccupied aren't usually intelligent.
Anyhow. So, Mister or Miss Average Reader (Or...Mriss, I mean, I don't judge.), guess what I did.
If you were thinking, "Well Briana, I'm quite sure you did something productive." then you aren't really an average reader and have just stumbled across my blog. You obviously dont know me very well.
If you were thinking, "Well Briana, I'm quite sure you googled the term 'nipples'." then you're kind of weird. You obviously have psychic abilities because that's exactly what I did!
I found two websites that amused me.
-First Website-
Did you know there's such a think as "nipple enhancement"? There is.
I screencapped a bunch of stuff from that website. They made so many puns...I was about to die.
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| "Crafted to produce just the right amount of perkiness" "The possibilities are endless" These are real quotes from this. |
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| Apparently guys love nipples. I was pretty sure they liked nipples with boobs attached but no biggy. |
I shit you not. This website sells silicone nipples you put on top of your own, to "enhance" them.
Oh, and if you're black? Dont worry.
Take notice that the buttons you press to change the page resemble nipples.
I love how they advertise this. Want to know how I would advertise it?
Just imagine.
You're watching a sports game of some sort, or Inuyasha reruns (Face it, what Inuyasha episode isn't a rerun?).
Then the screen goes black and Emma Stone steps out in a baggy t-shirt and sweatpants.
She then says, "Not enough nipple? Get Bodyperks or die alone, because men love nipples!". Then the screen flashes and she's seen surrounded by guys, wearing an italien something or other.
This is why I'm never getting a job in marketing.
-Second Website-
Well the first website I talked about is for people without enough nipple. This website is for people with too many nipples!
That's right. It's a website dedicated to people with third nipples.
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| I give my upmost respect to the creater(s). This is the first page of the website. |
It has a helpful table of contents, featured here:
I liked the statistics page:
I'm one of the 3% who know someone with a third nipple. I'm proud of myself because I'm one of the 2% who didn't make fun of the tripple-nippler to impress a girl (or a guy for that matter).
It was a girl on my bus. Her name is Cameron.
She's proud of her triple nipple.
I advise you all to go visit the website at http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~wenz/mainpage.html#contents
Favorite thing about this website: They use the phrase "triple-nipple-iscous".
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I'm considering getting my hair cut again. I just can't deal with it.
I'm just too much of a lazy person to style it. I might get three or four inches off and keep the same style. On the other hand, maybe I wont.
I'm not really sure about anything as of yet.
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My phone died when I was talking to Boyfriend.
I see the entire ordeal like this:
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| Disclaimer- I don't own Akita Neru nor do I own the rage face meme. |
That comic took a surprisingly long time to make. Maybe I'm just slow.
Oh well..
I hope he forgives me and junk.
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Today, I made a fake lip piercing. I found out how from an article on the internet.
I had to make some alterations to the how-to-do bit though.
How does it look?
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| Natural? Realistic, perhaps? You can't blame a girl for hoping. |
I'm going to give a tutorial on how to make these, since I lost the Url to the article and a few of my friends were interested.
How To Make Fake Lip Rings (Because You're Poor Or Overprotected)
Things you'll need:
A spiral notebook you don't care about
Nail clippers or scissors (Nail clippers worked well for me)
A pen
Patience
Steps:
Rip or cut the spiral-y part of the notebook out
Cut a circlular piece of the spiral off
Shape around a pen to make it smaller (It will most likely be too big if you leave it)
Trim
Try it on
Since it's a fake piercing it isn't supposed to actually go through your skin so this method should be good for everyone, unless you have some sort of metal allergy or super sensitive skin.
Try not to cut yourself when you're putting it on/ moving it. Oh, and make sure the opening is wide enough. The ring shouldn't be closed. Mine looks like half of it was cut off but it doesn't fall off or anything. I guess the size of the opening depends on the size of your lips. Also depending on the size of the opening, you can make nose or ear rings.
Those are nice.
A way to make these better quality is supposedly to go to a craft store and buy some magnets. (Magnets, how do they work?). You super glue one tiny magnet to one edge and another to the other. It would probably make it more comfortable for the wearer and make it easier to keep track of the ring.
The end.
I'm not very into this crafty stuff. Mainly because I never seem to have the materials required.
I can make these though, since I have dozens and dozens of notebooks. I didn't actually have to rip the spiral all of the way out. I just ripped out two inches or so and then cut it. I only made a ring or two so I have a bunch of it left.
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I found a little doodle I made on Microsoft Paint (Okay, that's the only thing I ever draw on. Still.) a while back. I think it's adorable.
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| Low pic quality + Low artistic quality + Cute = Shut up it's cute |
Obviously it's of Boyfriend and me.
I don't know when I made it though.
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My face is sleepy. Bpm is being herself.
I must say farewell~
Happy fathers day.
Goodnight/ Good morning.
<3
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