I got my internet connection back....yesterday, I believe.
I'm horrible with dates though so..don't rely on that. But it might be true!
:D
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There comes a time in a girl's life where a text not ment for you gets sent to you anyway.
It is a very awkward time and I am planning to write a book about it and attend a seminar for advice.
Step 1: Identify the sender
Ex: Gabe A.
Step 2: Read the text
Ex: "You're very naughty tonight. Maybe you need a good spanking. ;) "
Step 3: Refrain from calling the police
Ex: Don't f@cking call the police
Step 4: Read the sender's whiplash text
Ex: "Oh my god, that wasn't supposed to be sent to you. Im so sorry!"
Step 5: Reply to the sender's apology text with one of the following emoticons - O.O , o.o, O.o, -.-, T.T, x.x, et cetera and possibly an acronym of some sort.
Ex: "Um....o.O Wtf?"
Step 6: Put your cellular device down, laugh your ass off, and vow to have a section of your blog post dedicated to it the next day.
Ex: All of the above
Moral of the story: If you're texting more than one person, especially if you want to send something innapropriate, make sure you send the text to the right person.
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For the past month or so, I've been trying to get Boyfriend to become a bronie.
Bronie/ Brony- A hardcore, heterosexual male fan of "My little Pony, friendship is magic"
He doesnt agree.
I think he's coming around though.
I've started to affectionately call him 'Bronie'.
I've also started to sing the theme song (I looked it up. Thank you, Youtube.) when we're on the phone.
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| Possibly The Bane Of Shane's Existence. Or maybe not. |
UPDATE: Shane changed his nickname on Facebook to Bronie. He's more amazing than I thought.
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Speaking of Facebook, have you ever forgotten about an event you RSVP'd to?
Have you ever looked at your events and uttered, "Wtf?".
I have.
Yeah.
...I guess Monday is going to be interesting.
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There's this guy on Facebook who's annoying me.
He's a friend of Cicco's (NO WAI).
He started off a conversation with:
"I know a secret I really should not know but it tells me one thing, you're a little ho. The secrets I know probably are no longer valid but it never ceases to amuse. If you dont know, I do."
This annoyed me for several reasons.
1- When people give me attitude, I get tempted to give attitude back.
2- He doesn't know me.
3- He made a slant rhyme.
4- He's continually messaged me after that. Yeah. He's a prick.
Then he called my friend Sage (apparently he knows her) ugly.
And then called me uglier.
Aha.
This boy is on my bad list now.
Bitch.
UPDATE: Oh, nevermind. It was just Romello. He's still a dick. xP Haha.
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I'm really happy today.
I went to a movie with Shane.
He's freakin awesome.
:D
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Lauren, I think you'll like that one ^
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