Teenaged Angst

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Viruses Have Fucked Me Over For The Last Time

Hello ladies and gents. Tonight's post will not be very long due to the fact that I'm typing it up on my iPod.
Why am I typing it on my iPod, you ask?
My computer has contracted (another) virus. It turns all of my files hidden, my screen black and my computer virtually unusable. Good times. My computer programer mother refuses to fix it or let me use one of her computers. Oh well.
Today was a semi-interesting day. It was one of those I'm-gonna-wear-sweats-and-a-baggy-shirt-today-cause-I-can-OH-FUUU-I-HAVE-TO-GO-TO-WALMART-IN-THESE-CLOTHES-AHHHH kind of days. You know what I mean? Yes, you do.
I discovered something today. Neither I nor my mother can work the self checkout machines at Walmart. How did I discover this? Cold hard (That's not what she said you immature twit) experience.
I got to witness mother-dear curse out the machine (along with myself and a few employees) for about ten minutes.
I bought sushi rice at Walmart. (I DO NOT HAVE YELLOW FEVER. STOP SAYING THAT.).
I'm going to eat it for lunch tomorrow. I found a good onigiri recipe online so if I have time to stop by Pakse Asian Market before lunch to get some seaweed strips I shall make some.
Well I must go and do unimportant things- WHO SAID THAT?! I do very important things. Bye ye! <3

Nothing To Say, My Apologies.

Ohaiyo.
I apologize for the late posting. I'm a convicted lazy person, plus when I'm not being lazy I'm off somewhere doing something interesting.

-Sunday-

I cannot remember even a tad. It was probably full of cleaning chemicals and getting ready for the next day.

-Monday-

Sheila came over around noon. We partook in some shenanigans until Lily and Brianna came over. We watched the first few minutes of a movie called 'Chocolate'. It's a really good Thai movie that you can watch on Netflix.
Later we made ice cream sundaes. Then we discovered the food coloring.
Being the spaztic crazies we are, we all ended up with different colored ice cream. Mine was supposed to be red, but it ended up pink. Nonetheless, it was delicious.
Lily had to leave around nine, but Sheila and Bri stayed the night.
After our blood sugar had gone down a bit (Ha, scratch that. I think we got a bit more hyper in actuality) we decided to prank call people. We're immature; Hence, this is normal.
We prank called my friend Web. Brianna pretended to be a gay male named Damon who wanted to "talk" to Web. It was utterly hilarious. Web himself said that it was the best prank call he had experienced in a while.
Thus, the character of Damon was born. Brianna is quite fond of drawing him with cat ears.

I labelled it 'cause I was bored. This was drawn by my friend Brianna.
DA account name: Nyuu~Nyuu~Desu, I think. (BLATANT PROMOTION)

Again, drawn by Brianna.
Damon isn't always a cat person by the way. At least, I don't think he is.

-Tuesday-

Sheila had to go home early-ish, leaving Brianna and me alone. It was a sad time. I'm kidding, of course; Though we missed Sheila, we watched 'Fooly Cooly' and were giggley.
I'm in love with 'Fooly Cooly'. It is amazing. I have the desire to cosplay as Haruko.

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I don't really remember much after that. It's been a while since I've worked on this post.
I stayed the night with Lily last night.
We went swimming.
I'm sorry I don't have much to talk about.

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I had an er..interesting conversation with my mother before dinner.

Me: Hey mom, where's the food?

Mom: Up yours.

Sissy: Oh my god, mama. xD

Me: Okaaay then.. o.o

Mom: Oh my...I didn't mean to say that.

After that we ate microwavable chicken and talked about California, how German people are supposedly obnoxious and how to properly microwave something.

~~~

There's this band. It's called 'Porcelain and the Tramps'.
It's pretty cool.

~~~

This is a slow-blog-day for me. I can't seem to get my thoughts together to write properly.
I'll try to write a better blog later. Maybe.
I want to call Boyfriend, but I have to finish this first. Boyfriend is really good to me.

Ha. I did call him. Anyhow.

~~~

There's this website.
http://www.mookychick.co.uk/
It's pretty amazing.

~~~

I'm going to post now.
I don't know what else to write.
La.

<3

Nipples, Doodles, and Lip Rings

**HEY ME, REMEMBER TO SPELLCHECK AND EDIT BEFORE POSTING THIS**

This issss SPARTA-wait, what the hell?
Who said that?
Ahem. This is the 50th post.
Here's the surprise nao:

It doesn't have very good quality. I made it entirely on my Ipod with a free app called Splice (<--Blatant free promotion. PAY ME, just kidding. It is a nice app though, despite loading times).
It's kind of sad that it took me a while to find some happy songs on my Ipod to put in the video. I probably did something wrong because the first song starts after the first video clip..though I'm oersonally sort of happy with the way it turned out.
If your picture is in it and you didn't want it to be, I'm sorry. I didn't have that many pictures to choose from on my Ipod so I did what I could.
Thinking about it, I exxagerated the time span the pictures would be from. I've only had my Ipod since Christmas so it's more like 'pictures from the past six months'.
I honestly hope that it comes across to you all the way I want it to.
If it doesnt show up, my computer sucks.

~~~

I became a bit 'mentally unoccupied' (Fancy schmancy way of being bored) last night. The things I do when I become mentally unoccupied aren't usually intelligent.

Anyhow. So, Mister or Miss Average Reader (Or...Mriss, I mean, I don't judge.), guess what I did.

If you were thinking, "Well Briana, I'm quite sure you did something productive." then you aren't really an average reader and have just stumbled across my blog. You obviously dont know me very well.
If you were thinking, "Well Briana, I'm quite sure you googled the term 'nipples'." then you're kind of weird. You obviously have psychic abilities because that's exactly what I did!

I found two websites that amused me.

-First Website-

Did you know there's such a think as "nipple enhancement"? There is.
I screencapped a bunch of stuff from that website. They made so many puns...I was about to die.



"Crafted to produce just the right amount of perkiness"
"The possibilities are endless"
These are real quotes from this.



Apparently guys love nipples.
I was pretty sure they liked nipples with boobs attached but no biggy.

I shit you not. This website sells silicone nipples you put on top of your own, to "enhance" them.

Oh, and if you're black? Dont worry.



Take notice that the buttons you press to change the page resemble nipples.

I love how they advertise this. Want to know how I would advertise it?

Just imagine.

You're watching a sports game of some sort, or Inuyasha reruns (Face it, what Inuyasha episode isn't a rerun?).

Then the screen goes black and Emma Stone steps out in a baggy t-shirt and sweatpants.

She then says, "Not enough nipple? Get Bodyperks or die alone, because men love nipples!". Then the screen flashes and she's seen surrounded by guys, wearing an italien something or other.

This is why I'm never getting a job in marketing.

-Second Website-

Well the first website I talked about is for people without enough nipple. This website is for people with too many nipples!

That's right. It's a website dedicated to people with third nipples.

I give my upmost respect to the creater(s).
This is the first page of the website.

It has a helpful table of contents, featured here:

I liked the statistics page:



I'm one of the 3% who know someone with a third nipple. I'm proud of myself because I'm one of the 2% who didn't make fun of the tripple-nippler to impress a girl (or a guy for that matter).

It was a girl on my bus. Her name is Cameron.

She's proud of her triple nipple.

I advise you all to go visit the website at http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~wenz/mainpage.html#contents

Favorite thing about this website: They use the phrase "triple-nipple-iscous".

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I'm considering getting my hair cut again. I just can't deal with it.

I'm just too much of a lazy person to style it. I might get three or four inches off and keep the same style. On the other hand, maybe I wont.

I'm not really sure about anything as of yet.

~~~

My phone died when I was talking to Boyfriend.

I see the entire ordeal like this:

Disclaimer- I don't own Akita Neru nor do I own the rage face meme.

That comic took a surprisingly long time to make. Maybe I'm just slow.

Oh well..

I hope he forgives me and junk.

~~~

Today, I made a fake lip piercing. I found out how from an article on the internet.

I had to make some alterations to the how-to-do bit though.

How does it look?

Natural? Realistic, perhaps?
You can't blame a girl for hoping.

I'm going to give a tutorial on how to make these, since I lost the Url to the article and a few of my friends were interested.

How To Make Fake Lip Rings (Because You're Poor Or Overprotected)

Things you'll need:

A spiral notebook you don't care about

Nail clippers or scissors (Nail clippers worked well for me)

A pen

Patience

Steps:

Rip or cut the spiral-y part of the notebook out

Cut a circlular piece of the spiral off

Shape around a pen to make it smaller (It will most likely be too big if you leave it)

Trim

Try it on

Since it's a fake piercing it isn't supposed to actually go through your skin so this method should be good for everyone, unless you have some sort of metal allergy or super sensitive skin.

Try not to cut yourself when you're putting it on/ moving it. Oh, and make sure the opening is wide enough. The ring shouldn't be closed. Mine looks like half of it was cut off but it doesn't fall off or anything. I guess the size of the opening depends on the size of your lips. Also depending on the size of the opening, you can make nose or ear rings.

Those are nice.

A way to make these better quality is supposedly to go to a craft store and buy some magnets. (Magnets, how do they work?). You super glue one tiny magnet to one edge and another to the other. It would probably make it more comfortable for the wearer and make it easier to keep track of the ring.

The end.

I'm not very into this crafty stuff. Mainly because I never seem to have the materials required.

I can make these though, since I have dozens and dozens of notebooks. I didn't actually have to rip the spiral all of the way out. I just ripped out two inches or so and then cut it. I only made a ring or two so I have a bunch of it left.

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I found a little doodle I made on Microsoft Paint (Okay, that's the only thing I ever draw on. Still.) a while back. I think it's adorable.

Low pic quality + Low artistic quality + Cute = Shut up it's cute 

Obviously it's of Boyfriend and me.

I don't know when I made it though.

~~~

My face is sleepy. Bpm is being herself.

I must say farewell~

Happy fathers day.

Goodnight/ Good morning.

<3

Peaches, Two Days, and Toast

Dear Alamaar Anderson,
I despise you and your Brazilion-ness. You made me confused and angry.
You sir, need to go eat some expired yogurt. Grr.
Sincerely, Bri.

Cicco you bastard.
:D
I understand that I woke you up, but garsh.
You have to convince me that Im really texting some guy in Brazil who has the same number as you?
Sigh.
Oh well.
You got your revenge.
Haha.

~~~

Hey guess what?
(Wait for it)

(Wait for it some more)


(Alright, just a little bit longer..)

This is my 49th post!! This means, ladies and gentlemen, that my 50th post is just around the corner. I have a little surprise.
I probably just jinxed myself.
If I have a 5oth post without mentioning the surprise I forgot about it and I should be ashamed of myself.

~~~

I was eating toast this morning when Mello became interested.

He fell in love with the toasty goodness and wanted some.



I wonder if anyone will notice that the time jumps from 5:47 AM to 3:47 AM...

Implied racial slurs were added in.

Toast and Mello lived happily ever after.

The end.

That was my fairy tale of the day.

Ahaha.

~~~

I found a picture of a conversation I had with Josh a while back.

It made me giggle.

Also, it made me realise that Web has a ridiculously large reputation.

Hahaha, chesticles.

~~~

Guess what is in two days?

It's my birthday!

Just kidding.

Average reader: Well then Bri, what IS in two days?

My reply: Well average reader, since you're so curious I believe I must tell you. Its a very important day for me. I've been waiting for it for a while now.

Yeah. That's right.

It's going to be Tuesday. :)

Just kidding.

Actually yes, it is going to be a Tuesday. But that isnt what Im excited about.

Hint: Starts with: four, ends with: months of horror for Boyfriend.

Yup thats right. Boyfriend and I will have been together for four months in two days.

If you're anything short of happy because I made a big deal out of this, then go eat some expired yogurt.

Ahaha. Just kidding. That would be bad for your digestion.

Anyhow, it doesnt sound like it's a lot but it's a lot to us. Especially me. He's put up with me for so long, ya know?

It's amazing. He should get a congratulatory trophy or something. Maybe a plaque of commemoration of some sort.

Well, he has a plaque of commemoration in my heart if that counts. x3

~~~

I have a new life goal.

I shall write down ALL of the song lyrics to the nyan cat song. I shall attempt this feat not to become a better person.

I will attempt this feat to become a better nyan cat.

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I drew a picture for/of Sheila today because I got bored.

It's not colored and it sucks.

:D

 

I'm not very good at doing chibis so I had to google how to draw the bodies.

Oh weeeell.

~~~

I got a new puppy. Her name is Peaches. She's fat, adorable and fluffy.

~~~

Well, I must abid you all ado.

<3 

I May Not Be Through

OKAY THIS POST IS LONG OVERDUE.

I got my internet connection back....yesterday, I believe.
I'm horrible with dates though so..don't rely on that. But it might be true!
:D

~~~

There comes a time in a girl's life where a text not ment for you gets sent to you anyway.
It is a very awkward time and I am planning to write a book about it and attend a seminar for advice.

Step 1: Identify the sender

         Ex: Gabe A.

Step 2: Read the text

         Ex: "You're very naughty tonight.  Maybe you need a good spanking. ;) "

Step 3: Refrain from calling the police
       
        Ex: Don't f@cking call the police

Step 4: Read the sender's whiplash text

        Ex: "Oh my god, that wasn't supposed to be sent to you. Im so sorry!"

Step 5: Reply to the sender's apology text with one of the following emoticons - O.O , o.o, O.o, -.-, T.T, x.x, et cetera and possibly an acronym of some sort.

       Ex: "Um....o.O Wtf?"

Step 6: Put your cellular device down, laugh your ass off, and vow to have a section of your blog post dedicated to it the next day.

       Ex: All of the above

Moral of the story: If you're texting more than one person, especially if you want to send something innapropriate, make sure you send the text to the right person.

~~~

For the past month or so, I've been trying to get Boyfriend to become a bronie.

Bronie/ Brony- A hardcore, heterosexual male fan of "My little Pony, friendship is magic"

He doesnt agree.

I think he's coming around though.

I've started to affectionately call him 'Bronie'.

I've also started to sing the theme song (I looked it up. Thank you, Youtube.) when we're on the phone.

Possibly The Bane Of Shane's Existence. Or maybe not.

UPDATE: Shane changed his nickname on Facebook to Bronie. He's more amazing than I thought.

~~~

 Speaking of Facebook, have you ever forgotten about an event you RSVP'd to?

Have you ever looked at your events and uttered, "Wtf?".

I have.

Yeah.

...I guess Monday is going to be interesting.

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There's this guy on Facebook who's annoying me.

He's a friend of Cicco's (NO WAI).

He started off a conversation with:

"I know a secret I really should not know but it tells me one thing, you're a little ho. The secrets I know probably are no longer valid but it never ceases to amuse. If you dont know, I do."

This annoyed me for several reasons.

1- When people give me attitude, I get tempted to give attitude back.

2- He doesn't know me.

3- He made a slant rhyme.

4- He's continually messaged me after that. Yeah. He's a prick.

Then he called my friend Sage (apparently he knows her) ugly.

And then called me uglier.

Aha.

This boy is on my bad list now.

Bitch.

UPDATE: Oh, nevermind. It was just Romello. He's still a dick. xP Haha.

~~~

I'm really happy today.

I went to a movie with Shane.

He's freakin awesome.

:D

~~~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyiEaSzpdMk&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0wEYtmmuFQ&feature=related

Lauren, I think you'll like that one ^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3jFTzhdZF4&feature=relmfu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8el_P4yvfc&feature=related

Only Because You Did One

I apologize for my lack of postage. Mrs Bpm took away my internet connection (on my computer) and I can't really write a formal post on my iPod sooooo.
Grr.
Inconveniences.

I guess I'll say a -little-. It'S not gonnA be some huge Vigorous updatE on My lifE or anything.
In case you were like, "Wtf?" with all of my unnecessary upper-casing in the last sentence, I made a secret message regarding how I feel about being stuck at home.

Here are some random thoughts:
1: I had color guard "camp" today. It was cool.

2: Boyfriend is freaking awesome.

3: So many people have asked me if I'm going to this girl Casie's birthday party Friday it's ridiculous. I don't really care that I'm not invited. Like forreal, I barely know the Girl. xD I was just mentioning it. Ferdinand told me that she's afraid of me or doesn't like mr or something because she thinks I'm gay or bi. Ahahaha. I'm not gay, of course. I dunno if I'm bi. I mean, technically I dated Ashley for about two weeks but I don't know. I like boys but cha know. *shrug*

4: I'm bored.

5: This guy Ricardo likes Lily. She doesn't like him back. He needs to take a hint. No offense. I'm sure he's a nice boy, but still. She already has to move to Washington, he doesn't have to make drama beforehand ( or afterwards for that matter).
I don't know.

6: I lurve you all.



Well I guess that's all I can stand to type on my iPod.
Love ya's.

Have a fun summer!

<3
Text.

Long Week, Empty Calendar

It's been a little while since I've posted.
My apologies.

I don't really remember what I did Monday so I'll outline Tuesday and yesterday first.

Tuesday-

After all of our gym exercising, we did marching basics in a hot field for a few hours.
I believe I died a few times.
Water is my new right-hand-man.
Sorry coke/ koolaid/ donuts.
I love you no longer. (JK I so totally do.)

I went home with Morgan.
Her cousins Sebastian and Tita were there.
Tita scares me. I'm estimating that she's about six. She randomly screams things in 'bunny language'.
It's quite adorable. So she's adorable-scary. xD
On the plus side, she randomly walked into the room that we were watching 'Hot to train your dragon' with a bunny in a basket.
A bunny. In. A. F-ing. Basket.
We played with it. It was amazing. Then Morgan sent a picture of it to Tyler so he started bothering Natalie about bras.

[Logic:  Tyler wants Morgan to smuggle the bunny out of her house, and to Davidson probably so he can play with it and so it can be the "band bunny".
Aka: He believes that using Natalie's bra as transportation is the only way.
Seeing how this was obviously a good idea, I spammed her phone with texts requesting one for Tyler's cause.
She didn't agree. D: ]

Then Morgan and I tried to play MW2 but the headset was fucking up.
Then her mom wanted to watch 'Harry Potter' on that TV so we had to set the ps3 up in Jacob's (her brother) room.
I don't think we ever actually got it set up. Lol
Tyler and Shane called us and we had a conference call.
It was cool enough.
UNTIL I FELL ASLEEP.

Gosh, I hate how tired I get. I'm ALWAYS tired.
Last summer I was able to stay up every night until 6 AM with no problem of waking up at 10 but now...
I can barely make it to 11.
I'm considering energy drinks.
Shane says he stole a 5-hour-energy once and it tasted nasty.
So, **shrug**.

I woke up an hour or two later and started texting him.
He wanted me to go to sleep and I was like, "Nooo.".
Then I fell asleep again.
sjk,ghkljhgalrhgarg..

Yesterday-

When I woke up I got ready and such. Then we left.
I'm probably going to drive like Morgan's mom when I get my license.
Then we stopped by Micky d's.

Then of course all of the usually rookie camp stuffs.
Lunch was different though.
I was gonna go with Tyler and people to get food but he left us.
So Shane saw this guy Aaron and was like, "Can we go with you?"
So we went with Aaron and Rocker to Burger King.
It was cool. I was an ass to Bf as per usual.  Ahaha.

We got back right when color guard was going into the gym so I was almost late.

We got out of flag basics at 2 for freshmen pictures.
We went out to the field and they put us in blocks to see people get pie thrown at them.
The people told us to count down so it was like..
10
9
8
7
HELL BROKE LOOSE
Jk.
The upperclassmen people had left when we were in blocks and came back with coolers of water balloons and water guns. It was a massacre.
A really really fun massacre.
Boyfriend and I started walking around (People were running around trying to hit someone with water/ to avoid getting hit) talking.
Then when the water balloons started running out, people started taking the ice chests and dumping all of the water on poor, poor victims.
I was one of those victims.

After that, everyone ate watermelon.
Boyfriend and I didn't cause we dislike watermelon.

There was a parent meeting after band camp but it was at 6 (Band camp ends at 3), so Bpm decided we didn't have time to go home.
We went to the mall and I bought new clothes to wear since the ones I HAD been wearing were all wet and junk.

The parent meeting was long.

When I got home I called Boyfriend, but I fell asleep when talking to him again.
Grr.

~~~

Speaking of Boyfriend: He should write a blog post, since I did.
**Nods convincingly**

~~~

If I haven't talked to you in a while, you should text/call me. I most likely miss you.

~~~

I  hung out with my cousins Miranda and Kayleigh for a while today. Miranda left a little bit after Kayleigh came over though.
Bpm didn't know so when she came to check Kayleigh hid under my bed.
It worked.
Ahaha. Ha.
Gotta love her.
I'm trying to get her to go to Davidson since she has the grades to be in EPIC and I'd be able to take her.
I'd love that so much.

~~~

I'm glad things are going well enough with Boyfriend.
I have a bad habit of fucking things up. But we're okay! :D
We had a nice time at the waterballoon/gun fight yesterday.
I lurve him. 'Cause he's awesome and junk.

~~~

I've had some drama-ish trouble with some close friends of mine in the close-ish past.
Boyfriend mentioned on his blog that he didn't think they were really friends of mine because of it.
He was kinda right.
On one account, I'm glad our friendship is over. She hurt me a lot and it was good to get distance from her.
On another, I miss her but I understand that she doesn't feel like being labelled close friends or anything. I hope that one day we can become close again, but even if we can't I hope she's happy because she was a great friend.

I love my remaining friends and I hope we always stay in touch and go places.

I know this is a bit late to say, but Ive been so wrapped up in things that I've forgotten to mention it.
If I have mentioned it?
Hush....I'm slow
Haha

~~~

Have you ever seen a baby platypus?
If yes, go cry quietly in the corner.
If no, don't.

Just kidding, I'm totally going to show you.

They're kind of cute.

A little bit.

xD

I don't own any of these pictures of course.

Morgan and I were curious the other day about them so we went to Google.



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I don't really have much to say.
I've been bored recently.
I want to go somewhere.

Guess this post is done