Putting The G In Geek

Thursday, March 17, 2011

AID's, Parties and Tacos. Jk.

Lauren was back today! We had a heartfelt reunion, too. It went like this-

Me: LAUREN! YOU'RE BACK!

Lauren: Mhm **coughs** I have AID's

ME: I missed you too, friend, I missed you too :'D

Ahh, good times. Boyfriend is having a birthday party in April. He plans way early haha. -My- birthday comes before his and I don't even know what I'll be doing for it.
I might have a bonfire for it (like last year). Though considering how many pyromaniacs would be going that may not be a good idea...Hmm. Oh well -Naive face- it's not like anything could possibly go wrong.

Last year's birthday party was pretty cool. My friend/ex-bf Web pulled his lawn chair straight up to the raging fire that no one else could get within 4 feet of and stared at it. Then we all had leprechaun cake. That was the year I got to decorate the cake myself. Neehee,
I'll probably just invite a bunch of people over to watch movies on Netflix, play Just Dance 2 and eat xD
That sounds fun. Throw in some silly string and a lack of parental supervision and it'll be AH-MAY-ZING.

Speaking of Shane's birthday party, Ill be needing a ride to it. Darn my lack of a drivers license and a car. I might have a ride though. Example:

Me:

Will someone pleeease come pick me up? I don't live THAT forever away! I'll pay you in Shane's servitude/sexual favors!

George (Random friend of Shane's who's pretty cool):

I'M PICKING UP BRIANA !!!!!!!!!

Me:
OKAY

George:

I just heard sexual favors and immediately said I'll pick u up

Shane:

I hope a certain someone didn't mean that in a sexual/creepy kind of way. Or this certain someone will get their ass kicked. IN BLACK OPS. >:D

Me:

I love how much I'm cared about here xD

-The guys continue a conversation about video games and masturbating-

So, I think I might have a ride. Maybe.

Hmm.

~~~Subject change~~~

I cant get a song out of my head. It's really inappropriate too.

Like, in the "ALL I WANNA DO IS MAKE YOU D-D-D-DANCE AND TAKE YOU HOME AND T-T-T-TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS" kinda way.

I think I might sing it to Boyfriend. Or perhaps Brady **laughs maniacally** Aha...I'm not gay.

~~~Subject change~~~

I might as well have half of this stuff titled "Shit my friends say". Some random stranger reading my blog might take offense to profanity though D: Awww. Fuckityfuckfuckshittehkittehdamnit.

Ughhhh. I don't know anything else to say. Bye bye <3

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Meep Meep

I had a pretty interesting conversation today at P.E. Too bad Lauren wasn't there :(
Oh well, she was probably assassinating foreign diplomats or feeding fish fried bits of other fish. Just like that guy in that movie with the amazing hair. Except that was a chicken.
Anyway, the conversation went as follows:

Me: Hey...Hey guys..I have a question

Brady: What is it?

Me: You know how there isn't supposed to be any bad things in heaven?

Sterling: Where is this going...?

Me: Well, technically junk food is -bad- for your health. Therefore, is junk food not in heaven?

Brady: ....um...hmm...I never thought of that **Clearly distressed face**

Me: hahaHA, What do you think of heaven now? **Face of a person clearly going to hell**

Brady: Well it's not like Hell would have junk food either >.>

Sterling: Yeah **Lol JK she didn't say this. But she hasn't had a line for a while**

Me: Um, hello? BBQ :D

Brady: Um, hello? YOU? xD

Sterling: Well you could eat yourself :3

Then we created a scenario in which we met Hitler in Hell and he had no arms or legs because he ate them himself.
Then came the awkward question. "What if Hitler liked hot dogs?" **All three girls look down**

~~~Subject change~~~

Want to know how to scar someone for life? Tell them to think of a scary scenario. As such, I got bored and made a list of some ;)

(For a girl) Wouldn't it suck to get your uterus removed by having a spoon shoved up your %#ahem#% and having it scrape it out?
(For a guy) Wouldn't it suck to have your prostate removed by having a spoon stuck up your ass to scrape it out?
Wouldn't it suck to get raped by someone whose condom was made out of sandpaper?
Wouldn't it suck to be locked in a room with a horny cat who can't diffrentiate between speicies?
Alcohal withdrawal ;D

Aha, that was pretty fun. I'm texting my friends **Smileh face**
and boyfriend! We all know how much happiness that gives me haha

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SHAKE IT LIKE A SALT SHAKER
SHAKE IT LIKE SOME CHOCOLATE MILK
BABY, THIS ISN'T CAPS LOCK. YOU EVEN GIVE MY ALPHABET A BONER
YOU'RE HAIR IS VOLUMISED AND SEXY ENOUGH TO HOUSE A MIDGET AND HIS 4 CHILDREN ;D
MY NAME MIGHT NOT BE LUNA BUT I SURE CAN LOVE GOOD

Pickup lines (kinda) FTW xD
I got random. Bored. Bleh.
**twitches**

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Hitlist Victim #462

I went to Art club today.
^That may seem kind of random but it's the lame equivalent of "One time at band camp-".
Except today's art club meeting had nothing to do with homosexual sex (Yes, I know, you're so disappointed.) or even forced impregnation (Yes yes, I understand, you like drama and impregnation. Stop throwing empty coke cans at me. Go recycle something, bishis).
**Sigh**
My friend Joseph goes to Art club too. Aka, being in a classroom for an hour and a half after school with a semi-pervert just breeds trouble. BREEDS it I say. Do you know what else breeds?! Crocodiles. And cheshire cats. Let that be a lesson to your feeble mind.
Anyhow, So yes I was at art club with Joseph so basically we were just sitting around a table talking and drawing/ painting on poor poor dead tree flesh. I cant exactl;y explain the trouble it caused....maybe in song?...nah.
Me: Haha yeah, so whats up?
Joseph: Oh just thinking about saturday ;)
Me: ...Shut up Joseph -.-
Joseph: Hey you weren't exactly saying that Saturday night ;) Nice 'answer' by the way
Me: What are you talking about?!
Joseph: Mhmmm :) You said yes
Me: NO I did NOT say yes. Nothing even CLOSE to it -.-
Etc Etc

Flashback-flashback-flashback-flashback-flashback-flashback-flashback-flashback
~Saturday night, texting Joseph~
Me: Yup
Joseph: Sooo. Wanna lick my lollipop?
Me: What flavor?
Joseph: Asian :D
Me: wow lol
Joseph: So yeah wanna suck my COCKadoodledoo rooster?
Me: Um...what?
Joseph: come on answer lol
---About an hour of him convincing me it was really Joseph and he was serious----
Me: um...o.o imma go to bed now
Joseph: What was your answer?
Me: I'm not answering that. -.-

----Next morning----
Joseph: I pranked you so bad last night :D
Me: I figured!!! Aha!!! >:D
Joseph: :D
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So mhm. Utter chaos. **adds Joseph to hitlist**
Aha good times.

Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh! By the way!
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/28hBDU/www.venganza.org/
That's a must see! :D

Garsh. Emo tears of doom, much?

First order of business:

There is a difference between the words 'raving' and 'raging'. I mean...do giant mutated rabbits rave or rage? They rage >:O
Example:

Ahemhemhem. Leeeearn from your mistakes >.>
Leeearn I say <.<

~~~Subject change~~~

Curses. I'm really bored today. Maybe it's because Shaneyface (He says that's a fail nickname; I think I'll call him that more often.) is busy eating his dinner and all of my other friends are doing unimportant things like homework and investigating crop circles [Or whatever kids like to do these days].
I'm probably going to resort to making a list of some sort in my free time, which nobody will be able to judge or flame me for because almost noone reads this blog.
Maybe it should be about my favorite youtube channels.....or websites I look at when bored...*shrug*

I have no life soooo I can

all I want haha.

Urghhh. Might as well make a list now.

W00t. I'm not necessarily as bored now!!

**Happy emoticon brawl**

I'm almost considering crying emo tears of doom. Almost. Cause SOMEONE (ahem ahem Luren) says my blog is emo :3

**Blog hides in corner and cuts itself**

I'll probably get more bored later and post some more. Laters.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Great Relationship Advice. Pg-13.

My friends, expecially Brady and Lauren, are the funniest people I know.
Do you need an example?
Rhetorical question. You do not.
But guess who is going to give you one anyway?
Rhetorical question. I am!

[The following exert is from a Facebook message between the three of us.]

Brady:

Well? whats so important???

Me:

Stuuuuuff....

Brady:

líiiike???

Me:

Are you okay?

Brady:

Yes were fine wb yall

Me:

Im okay lol

Brady:

Cool

Me:

I reeeeally wanna ask you something but idk if it'd be okay with your mom checking fb and all haha

Brady:

I dont think she is lol go ahead

Me:

If a certain brunette boy kissed you, after how many kisses in general would it be appropriate to use tongue?
I'm curious what the average answer is lol mine was 4

Lauren:

Uh. Wow. So.

Brady:

Yeah I'd say four....Hi lauren what was it you wanted to ask of me?

Lauren:

I'm gonna say 3?
BUT! MUY IMPORTANTE! I talked to Gabe last night. He was interested in procuring some hookers for the weekend KIDDING BAD JOKE BAD JOKE. But seriously, he insisted that yall are going out but to 'keep it on the down-low and not talk to anyone about it.' To which I was like "Ahahaha bullshit". Also somewhere along the way he called me a crazy bitch and I called Briana a dildo.
And I told him to bring you flowers, but to be careful about it, because our dearest Brady is allergic to everything that fucking moves.
Anyway sooo are you two legit going out? Because if not, Gabe is a liar and also totes wants to make your bed rock.

Brady:

Lol yeah we're dating he's not a liar lol

Me:

lol

Lauren:

Oh. Well.
YOU CAN CALL HIM FRED FLINTSTONE CUZ HE CAN MAKE YO BED ROCK.

Me:

INDEED I'M SURE HE CAN

Lauren:

WE APPROVE OF HIS SEXUAL PROWESS LOLOLOL

Brady:

I hate you guys

Me:

LOLOLOL
MAKE SURE HE USES PROTECTIONXOR

Brady:

I still hate ya'll

Me:

I...I love you brady ;')

Lauren:

ALSO
BE CAREFUL
He gets miiighty touchy when you laugh at his penis.
BUT ANYWAY CONDOMZ YES

Me:

Brady:

Suuure

Me:

We love you long time bradeh!! :D

Lauren:

TO DISCOURAGE LAUGHING, YOU MAY WANT TO THINK OF SERIOUS ISSUES AS HE DISROBES.
LIKE, LIKE, TSUNAMIS OR 9/11 OR SOMETHING.
It is hard to distract yourself from that hilarity.

Brady:

Okay fine but no more bedrock jokes

Me:

What about bedstoning jokes?

Lauren:

No laughing at the size of his pebbles when you two bam-bam, either. ;D

Brady:

Shut up lol

Me:

:'D

Brady:

Still hate you

Lauren :

And don't ask why they're so fruity. HE'S STRAIGHT GODDAMMIT IT'S JUST HARD FOR HIM.

Me:

You're gonna make me cry lol

Brady:

You're gonna make me kill you

Lauren :

IT MAKES HIM CRY TOO

Me: :3

Brady:

Grrrrr

Lauren:

:)
Stay safe Brady. You wouldnt want to get any weird 5000-year-old diseases from him.

Brady:

Shuddup

Lauren:

Especially not the ones detailed in the 1968 holiday special. That was rough. Wanna know what Barney got for Xmas? A venerial disease.

Brady:

Thats nice

Lauren:

I wuv yoo, Brady :3

Brady:

Suuuure ya do

Me:

We DO love you!

Brady:

Mhm

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That was an amazing experience, let me tell you. Even though Brady was mostly saying threats and I was showing my feelings through emoticons.

Yeah, I know. I get seriously bored.

Starfish Are Magical

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Interesting Conversations (This is definate proof that my boyfriend is a healthy teenaged male.)

Facebook is a breeding ground for interesting conversations.
Example A:

Boyfriend: Hey :)

Me: Hi :)

Boyfriend:

Wow I suck.

Brb

Dinner time

Sorry

Me: Haha

Go have some eats

~~~A long time and half of a conversation later~~~

Me: Yeeeah.

Truth or dare?

Boyfriend: Truth!

Didn't see that coming did ya? ;D

Me: Oh nope i didn't lol. Do you think I'm emo?

Boyfriend: Nooooo

You don't seem emo at all. xD

Me: Just wondering

Boyfriend: Yeah

Me: Wait, was that sarcastic?

Boyfriend: No, it wasn't.

It was funny cause you don't seem like it.

Lol

T or D?

Me: Lol

Boyfriend: Do I seem like a stoner? lol

Ive had a lot of people ask me for weed.

They're like:

"Hey, dude you got any weed?"

"Umm no..?"

"You like like you do weed."

"Thanks?"

Me: :DD

That could be some form of a twisted compliment

Boyfriend: Sure can;

That's how I take it

Me: Lol

Truth or dare?

Boyfriend: xD

"Wanna watch this movie?" - Dad

"Uhh sure" - me

"I'mma warn you, there might be some boobies in this. "

"OH NO! D:"

"xD, I love you son, but I still wanna beat the sh** out of you."

Me:

I likes your family :)

Boyfriend: xD

I like 'em too

Me:

That reminds me of my cousin Miranda because one day Michael was semi-ignoring her for the PS3

(Meanwhile I was reading a book)

and Miranda was like, "Why are you ignoring me?!"

and he was like "I love you. You're my girlfriend; but this game has boobs in it."

So she was like "I HAVE BOOBS TOO.". It was a golden moment.

Boyfriend: Omg, that's awesome. xD

Me: Shane :D

Boyfriend:

Briana!

Me: Remember don't ignore me :3

I has boobs.

Boobs = 96% of the reason why more guys aren't gay.

Just sayin.

Boyfriend: YES

Me: :DD

Boyfriend: Boobs are amazin' :3

Me: Yeeeah they're pretty handy .

I bet they can double as floatation devices like...balloon animals or air bags.

Except they're boobs.

Logic?

Boyfriend:

Yeah.

They're also good pillows.

Me: Oh yes definitely ;3

Boyfriend:

Yush

Me:

Yesh

That makes me wonder if you've tried to use some one's boobs as pillows

Boyfriend:

I did

They were comfy

Me:

Whose were ya pillow-fying?

Boyfriend:

Natalie's.

lol

I was sitting on hers and Tyler's lap

Me: Sounds sexy

Boyfriend: Yeah

It was fun.

Boobs are so interesting.

They're like little sacks of goodness.
Unless they're big. Then it's big sacks of goodness.