Starfish Are Magical

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Interesting Conversations (This is definate proof that my boyfriend is a healthy teenaged male.)

Facebook is a breeding ground for interesting conversations.
Example A:

 

Boyfriend: Hey :)

 

Me: Hi :)

 

Boyfriend:

Wow I suck.

Brb

Dinner time

Sorry

 

Me: Haha

Go have some eats

:D

 

~~~A long time and half of a conversation later~~~

 

Me: Yeeeah.

Truth or dare?

 

Boyfriend: Truth!

Didn't see that coming did ya? ;D

 

Me: Oh nope i didn't lol. Do you think I'm emo?

 

Boyfriend: Nooooo

You don't seem emo at all. xD

 

Me: Just wondering

 

Boyfriend: Yeah

 

Me: Wait, was that sarcastic?

 

Boyfriend: No, it wasn't.

It was funny cause you don't seem like it.

Lol

T or D? 

 

Me: Lol

T

 

Boyfriend: Do I seem like a stoner? lol

Ive had a lot of people ask me for weed.

They're like:

"Hey, dude you got any weed?"

"Umm no..?"

"You like like you do weed."

"Thanks?"

 

Me: :DD

That could be some form of a twisted compliment

 

Boyfriend: Sure can;

That's how I take it

:3

 

Me: Lol

Truth or dare?

 

Boyfriend: xD

"Wanna watch this movie?" - Dad

"Uhh sure" - me

"I'mma warn you, there might be some boobies in this. "

"OH NO! D:"

"xD, I love you son, but I still wanna beat the sh** out of you."

 

Me:

I likes your family :)

 

Boyfriend: xD

I like 'em too

 

Me:

That reminds me of my cousin Miranda because one day Michael was semi-ignoring her for the PS3

(Meanwhile I was reading a book)

and Miranda was like, "Why are you ignoring me?!"

and he was like "I love you. You're my girlfriend; but this game has boobs in it."

So she was like "I HAVE BOOBS TOO.". It was a golden moment.

 

Boyfriend: Omg, that's awesome. xD

 

Me: Shane :D

 

Boyfriend:

Briana!

:D

 

Me: Remember don't ignore me :3 I has boobs.

Boobs = 96% of the reason why more guys aren't gay.

Just sayin.

 

Boyfriend: YES

 

Me: :DD

 

Boyfriend: Boobs are amazin' :3

 

Me: Yeeeah they're pretty handy .

I bet they can double as floatation devices like...balloon animals or air bags.

Except they're boobs.

Logic?

 

Boyfriend:

Yeah.

They're also good pillows.

;D

 

Me: Oh yes definitely ;3

 

Boyfriend:

Yush

 

Me:

Yesh

That makes me wonder if you've tried to use some one's boobs as pillows

Boyfriend:

I did

They were comfy

Me:

Whose were ya pillow-fying?

 

Boyfriend:

Natalie's.

lol

I was sitting on hers and Tyler's lap

 

Me: Sounds sexy

 

Boyfriend: Yeah

It was fun.

Boobs are so interesting.

They're like little sacks of goodness.
Unless they're big. Then it's big sacks of goodness.

Why 3 Is Red With a Hint of Happy

I've recently been really interested in Synesthesia. It's an interesting thing :P
And there are so many different kinds! My Ashley-dear is a number-color synesthesiast among other things; She also feels that the numbers and colors have different personalities. It sounds pleasant, when she rattles on about how 3 doesnt get along with 8 and 2 is obviously purple.

I did some research about it, due to my curiousity.
( copied from http://home.comcast.net/~sean.day/html/types.htm )

Spatial sequence (number form)* = 101/1147 = 8.8% Emotions -> colors = 32/1147 = 2.8% Flavors -> colors = 72/1147 = 6.3% General sounds -> colors = 173/1147 = 15.1% Graphemes -> colors = 731/1147 = 63.7% Kinetics -> colors = 1/1147 = 0.1% Musical notes -> colors = 96/1147 = 8.4% Musical sounds -> colors = 216/1147 = 18.8% Odors -> colors = 72/1147 = 6.3% Orgasm -> colors = 23/1147 = 2.0% Pain -> colors = 63/1147 = 5.5% Personalities -> colors (“auras”) = 72/1147 = 6.3% Phonemes -> colors = 86/1147 = 7.5% Temperatures -> colors = 24/1147 = 2.1% Time units -> colors = 267/1147 = 23.3% Touch -> colors = 43/1147 = 3.7% Emotion -> smell = 2/1147 = 0.2% Grapheme personification* (OLP) = 51/1147  = 4.4% Non-graphemic ord. pers.* ?????  ????? Object personification* = 20/1147  = 1.7% Ticker-tape* ????? ????? Emotion -> flavor = 2/1147 = 0.2% Emotion -> pain = 3/1147 = 0.3% Emotion -> smell = 2/1147 = 0.2% Emotion -> temperature = 1/1147 = 0.1% Emotion -> touch = 1/1147 = 0.1% Flavors -> sounds = 2/1147 = 0.2% Flavors -> temperatures = 1/1147 = 0.1% Flavors -> touch = 7/1147 = 0.6% Grapheme -> flavor = 1/1147 = 0.1% Kinetics -> sounds = 4/1147 = 0.3% Phoneme -> flavor = 32/1147 = 2.7% Lexeme -> touch = 1/1147 = 0.1% Mirror touch* ????? ????? Musical notes -> flavors = 3/1147 = 0.3% Pain -> flavor = 1/1147 = 0.1% Pain -> smell = 1/1147 = 0.1% Pain -> sound = 2/1147 = 0.2% Personalities -> smells = 5/1147 = 0.4% Personalities -> touch = 3/1147 =0.3% Phoneme -> touch = 1/1147 = 0.1% Smells -> flavor = 2/1147 = 0.2% Smells -> sounds = 5/1147 = 0.4% Smells -> temperatures = 1/1147 = 0.1% Smells -> touch = 5/1147 = 0.4% Sound -> flavors = 60/1147 = 5.2% Sounds -> kinetics = 5/1147 = 0.4% Sounds -> smells = 16/1147 = 1.4% Sound -> temperatures = 6/1147 = 0.5% Sound -> touch = 49/1147 = 4.3% Temperature -> flavors = 1/1147 = 0.1% Temperatures -> sounds = 1/1147 = 0.1% Touch -> emotions = 2/1147 =0.2% Touch -> flavors = 11/1147 = 1.0% Touch -> smell = 3/1147 = 0.3% Touch -> sounds = 9/1147 =0.8% Touch -> temperatures = 1/1147 = 0.1% Vision -> flavors = 32/1147 = 2.8% Vision -> kinetics = 1/1147 = 0.1% Vision -> smells = 15/1147 = 1.3% Vision -> sounds = 29/1147 = 2.5% Vision -> Temperatures = 2/1147 = 0.2% Vision -> touch = 19/1147 = 1.7% " * " = "insufficient data"

         

 It seems so wonderful, doesnt it?

Well I must go now, byebye!

Nanana ~

Hola senors and senoritas! Lot's of stuffies has been going on.
I started writing an essay due to boredom today in German class. It's about how white people do not exist. I personally find it a riveting subject. I've been having trouble with my thesis for it though. Oh well. It's kinda stupid anyway.

I've been listening to a lot of music lately. Music, sleep, and the few friends that arent being hormonal teenagers have been my only escape recently. This isnt necessarily bad. Just a bit..lonely.

I wrote another blonde girl song when I was skyping with Shane!!! It's amazingness in literaturistic form. I <3 using big words hehe.

Blonde girl wants some poptarts

Maybe then her song, she could start

because without these delicious beings

there is no point for blonde girl's singing

for she likes to sing about what she loves

such as knives and poptarts and balloons and doves

She could always write shane a song

but it would most likely be too long

because blonde girl is not good at writing songs

because they usually do not rhyme :)

Do you like it? Shane thinks it's amazing.

You have to enjoy the small things in life sometimes. Like...good conversations with friends or rainy days. Imma make a list.

1. BBQ chips
2. Good conversation
3. Punk remakes of pop songs
4. Skype
5. Kesha on a sad day
6. Coke in coffee mugs
7. Eddsworld
8. Starbucks
9. Wearing Joseph's band hoodie when it's cold
10. Writing letters back and forth on index cards
11. Making up stories in PE
12. Singing in the witching hour
13. Dancing when you think you're alone
14. Synesthesia
15. Dusty books
16. Having grey eyes
17. Being short
18. Lacy curtains
19. Cicco's oreos
20. Clouds
21. Blue crayons
22. Breezy days
23. Pajama pants
24. Painted toenails
25. You

Bored On a Saturday Night; Might as Well Make A Post

Whoa, I haven't made any posts on this blog....ever. Well ,that stops now.

Call me Tarin. It's not my real name, nor is it even close but it'll do. I originally started this blog so I could see the "Hell" I created using an app that just gave me a couple dozen lines of HTML to paste onto a blog. I guess this'd be a better place to talk about my life than facebook though. If you forgive my southern drawl and horrific grammar.
Anyway, if you're actually reading this I would normally say you had no life, but considering how I'm sitting at my computer on a Saturday night eating popcorn chicken I dont think I can say that without being a hypocrite. On that note, since I live in southern Alabama (SOUTHERN Alabama, which means 10 times worse than -just- Alabama) there really isn't much to do on a Saturday night. I usually find some sort of social plans though.

George Bush
Circle I Limbo

PETA Members
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

That annoying guy in all of my classes
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

The Pope
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Hipsters
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

General asshats
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

That guy who wants to burn me at the stake
Circle VII Burning Sands

Osama bin Laden
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

That person who hates everything I stand for
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell