Bored On a Saturday Night; Might as Well Make A Post

Whoa, I haven't made any posts on this blog....ever. Well ,that stops now.

Call me Tarin. It's not my real name, nor is it even close but it'll do. I originally started this blog so I could see the "Hell" I created using an app that just gave me a couple dozen lines of HTML to paste onto a blog. I guess this'd be a better place to talk about my life than facebook though. If you forgive my southern drawl and horrific grammar.
Anyway, if you're actually reading this I would normally say you had no life, but considering how I'm sitting at my computer on a Saturday night eating popcorn chicken I dont think I can say that without being a hypocrite. On that note, since I live in southern Alabama (SOUTHERN Alabama, which means 10 times worse than -just- Alabama) there really isn't much to do on a Saturday night. I usually find some sort of social plans though.

George Bush
Circle I Limbo

PETA Members
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

That annoying guy in all of my classes
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

The Pope
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Hipsters
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

General asshats
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

That guy who wants to burn me at the stake
Circle VII Burning Sands

Osama bin Laden
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

That person who hates everything I stand for
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell